To ask what does CF mean?

[ToxicShock]

I think I've figured out most abbreviations on MN but I just can't imagine what cf might stand for even though I understand how it's used. The only thing I can think of is "cunt fucker" but it's not that is it??

Also, what is ama?

It took me ages to figure out what is pita but it finally clicked.

Does anyone else have any abbreviations they don't understand?

(Apologies if this information is available somewhere)

Hope That Helps

RTFT threw me for a while but eventually I worked it out, "read the fucking thread".

I thought it was "Read The Full Thread" but I prefer yours.

TLDR

Too Long, Didn't Read. Meaning, the original text was too long, so here's a summary.

This is very embarrassing, but what the hell. Years and years ago, when this was all very new, I thought one person had a child called DD and I remember thinking a) what a stupid name and b) this person has too much time on their hands.

There was a thread the other day with several references to 'lo', which I couldn't work out and still haven't. I could see it was referring to a baby or a child but for the life of me I can't figure out what it stands for?

Little One

Here's Mumsnet's list of acronyms. I don't know if it ever gets updated though 😀

www.mumsnet.com/i/acronyms

Little One (lo) always makes me think of NetMums. Ditto TIA and Baby Dust 🤮

CF is definitely Cunty Fucker in my head even though I know it is meant to be Cheeky. But then this board usually makes me think Cunt about every 15 seconds so that’s probably why.

I always thought CF meant close friend and I was like why's everyone being so mean about their close friend

Cunty fucker when I read it. Much better than cheeky

Ah! Yes, that's truly nauseating 🤮

Omg what's Baby Dust? Please tell me it's not spunk.

😁

Brilliant!
You must have thought MN was the worst place in the world

@LadyOfTheCanyon your comment about baby dust maybe being spunk made me think of my ex. His surname was Hay and he called it hayonnaise 🤢🤮

@LadyOfTheCanyon

No. It's used to give someone good luck when they're trying to conceive.

I mean there's an awful genius to it, but yeah...

Oh my god. This has made me laugh so hard. That's gross and hilarious.

Oops!

@FuckoffeeBeforeCoffee aye its funny but boak inducing at the same time

Thank you Baconand - my translation of CF