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Do dogs actually do this?

45 replies

doggyweewee · 11/04/2022 13:21

Just watched a dog wee like this out of my window....and right onto the street outside my door .... how lovely.

Is this actually a thing? Does anyone else's dog do this?

YABU- all pooches pee like Picasso

YANBU- that dog has issues

Confused
Do dogs actually do this?
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Easterisoffeggstooexpensive · 11/04/2022 13:23

One of my female ddogs used to do this. Afraid of getting left behind I assumed!

Gizacluethen · 11/04/2022 13:24

I can't believe you watched it pissing then went out and took a picture 😳

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 11/04/2022 13:24

That's an impatient dog! Mine does sometimes get bored mid-wee and decides to press on even though she's still going, but not to that extent.

doggyweewee · 11/04/2022 13:25

DH informed me so I didn't walk the kids through it then across the new carpet.... he was looking out for us to give a hand in

I was coming in from the car ..
Nowhere else to park btw.

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JesusInTheCabbageVan · 11/04/2022 13:26

@Gizacluethen

I can't believe you watched it pissing then went out and took a picture 😳
And changed her username to commemorate the moment! Grin

OP, you should petition for a blue plaque and a 5-minute silence on the one-year anniversary of The Wee.

BrioNotBiro · 11/04/2022 13:27

I thought the dog had written 'Gin" with it's pee Grin

Svolvaer · 11/04/2022 13:27

Yes they do, or at least mine does. My daughter dogsat for me yesterday and apparently as soon as DDog arrived at her house he walked the length of the garden, peeing all the way from side to side like someone waving a hosepipe around!

SprayedWithDettol · 11/04/2022 13:30

My dog walks and wees. 😂

CaledonianSleeper · 11/04/2022 13:31

Mine can cock his leg to wee and have a poo at the same time. It’s his party trick! Star But he’s doesn’t decorate the pavement like that, that’s pretty impressive…!

BrimFullOfAsher · 11/04/2022 13:31

I've seen multiple dogs do this. Not gender specific either

NellesVilla · 11/04/2022 13:33

DH informed me so I didn't walk the kids through it then across the new carpet

Sorry to disappoint you OP, but unless your family take shoes off every time they enter the house, they’ll still be waking wee across the house, plus revolting mens’ wee and phlegm etc. This is why I’ve become a shoes off home. Grim!

Nimo12 · 11/04/2022 13:33

Your user name really made me laugh 😂

chesterelly1 · 11/04/2022 13:36

@brionotbiro glad it's not just me that saw "gin". When our old dog started doing this it was a sign of him getting near the end of his days, losing sensation. But really? It's a bit of wee , what else is on the pavement, sluice it with a bucket of water if you're that worried

daimbarsatemydogsbone · 11/04/2022 13:38

Our dog doesn't. I haven't done a survey of other dogs.

daimbarsatemydogsbone · 11/04/2022 13:39

DH informed me so I didn't walk the kids through it then across the new carpet...

Here comes a shoes on/off debate......

VerifiedBot2351 · 11/04/2022 13:39

Get your kids to take their shoes off before they walk in the new carpet.

Lockheart · 11/04/2022 13:42

DH informed me so I didn't walk the kids through it then across the new carpet

I've got bad news for you about the state of the ground in the outside world. If you want clean, you're looking in the wrong place.

If you're fussed then take your shoes off at the door, no need to give it any headspace.

Ohmnomnom · 11/04/2022 13:42

Looks like the owner dragged it along while it tried to have a wee Confused

Goldengoosey · 11/04/2022 13:47

I read that as the dog peed out your window and I thought how can I teach mine to do that. Handy Grin

EcoCustard · 11/04/2022 13:50

One of my dogs pees as he walks, does not stand still or cock his leg. We call him the walking widdler.

doggyweewee · 11/04/2022 13:52

This dog shall be named Pisscasso Grin

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RipleysVest · 11/04/2022 13:54

My 5 month old female pup does this. With poo too Confused

She crouches and waddles whilst doing both. She's a strange egg.

WhackingPhoenix · 11/04/2022 13:59

My dog wees on his own feet all the time Hmm

He also sometimes does a poo on the run but this is quite something Grin

devildeepbluesea · 11/04/2022 14:01

The world must stop for my dog to pee. He can keep going for aaaages too. He’s basically a bladder covered in fur.

drinkingwineoutofamug · 11/04/2022 14:03

My dog does a hand stand to pee.
Only seen 1 other dog do it, both bitches

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