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Why do (some) men do this?

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kyliecat · 06/04/2022 19:39

Pee all over the toilet seat.

This happened all the time with my FIL, I would have to wipe and clean the seat after he went home.

I have had a male friend round my house a few times for coffee this month, and he also leaves urine on the toilet seat.

I know I'm generalising, but I find this so weird and, judging by the state unisex loos are often left in, I wonder if some men are just prone to shake it everywhere? Confused

Is this common Angry

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mbosnz · 06/04/2022 20:29

I dunno, but any male leaves piss anywhere outside of the toilet bowl here, I will ask them to go please clean their mess up. I'm sure as hell not doing it.

LardyDee · 06/04/2022 20:32

@kyliecat

Pee all over the toilet seat.

This happened all the time with my FIL, I would have to wipe and clean the seat after he went home.

I have had a male friend round my house a few times for coffee this month, and he also leaves urine on the toilet seat.

I know I'm generalising, but I find this so weird and, judging by the state unisex loos are often left in, I wonder if some men are just prone to shake it everywhere? Confused

Is this common Angry

It's because they stand up to pee, but do not lift up the seat.
MrsWinters · 06/04/2022 20:33

If you can’t use a toilet should you really be allowed out? They aren’t that complex surely????

MaryAndHerNet · 06/04/2022 20:36

Chances are, they've always had a woman to clean up after them so they've never had to do it themselves.

Any friend of mine pissing on my seat would be told to go clean the fucker up or fuck off.

MrsTerryPratchett · 06/04/2022 20:38

German men sit.

I think we should lobby for sitting.

Depends on the style of toilet though. No one wants a damp knob.

mbosnz · 06/04/2022 20:41

If you don't want a damp knob, don't you wipe it? A bit like a damp vagina?

user75 · 06/04/2022 20:44

@daimbarsatemydogsbone

Man here - I had a DP (woman) who did this in public toilets because she hovered. I know this because I followed her once in a single toilet.

Anyone who does it is a git.

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Why do (some) men do this?
sweetbellyhigh · 06/04/2022 20:47

It's a power trip, leaving their mark.

PollyPutTheKettleOnKettleOn · 06/04/2022 20:48

@daimbarsatemydogsbone

Man here - I had a DP (woman) who did this in public toilets because she hovered. I know this because I followed her once in a single toilet.

Anyone who does it is a git.

@daimbarsatemydogsbone I hope you mean that you used the loo after her rather than literally - and creepily - following her into the loo Hmm
MrsTerryPratchett · 06/04/2022 20:49

@mbosnz

If you don't want a damp knob, don't you wipe it? A bit like a damp vagina?
Toilet water damp is different to urine damp. I wouldn't want to dangle a body part in there.
BitOutOfPractice · 06/04/2022 20:50

@daimbarsatemydogsbone

Man here - I had a DP (woman) who did this in public toilets because she hovered. I know this because I followed her once in a single toilet.

Anyone who does it is a git.

Thank goodness a man arrived so promptly to tell us it’s a woman problem. Honestly you couldn’t make this up!! Hmm
MrsTerryPratchett · 06/04/2022 20:51

I hope this works...

Why do (some) men do this?
Sunnytwobridges · 06/04/2022 20:51

I hover as I don't like to put my arse on a seat that other arses have been on. But I always make sure to wipe it clean.

Dammitthisisshit · 06/04/2022 20:58

Thankyou for making me snort my tea in laughter!

Dammitthisisshit · 06/04/2022 20:58

Oops that was supposed to be to mrsTerry

MrsTerryPratchett · 06/04/2022 21:00

@Dammitthisisshit

Thankyou for making me snort my tea in laughter!
IKR. Grin
Cervinia · 06/04/2022 21:12

Neither my DS or DH do this, they have literally dozens of annoying and lazy habits but pissing on the seat is not one.

Anon778833 · 07/04/2022 00:45

@daimbarsatemydogsbone

Are you for real? Yes I am.

In that case, what a ridiculous, pathetic post.

steff13 · 07/04/2022 00:48

@bigyellowTpot

my other half doesn't do this, neither does my ds who is still a young child as they lift the seat as men should.
Yeah, that's how it goes in my house.
Guavaf1sh · 07/04/2022 06:59

It’s incredibly selfish

daimbarsatemydogsbone · 12/04/2022 15:12

In that case, what a ridiculous, pathetic post.

OK, thanks.

OneTC · 12/04/2022 15:19

Seat/floor pissers are just fucking revolting animals basically

If you can't shoot straight, sit down.

pigsDOfly · 12/04/2022 15:19

My exh used to lift up the seat but would piss all over the floor.

Not sure which is worse tbh.

Why the hell can't men sit down to wee?

EdgyNeonAnt · 12/04/2022 16:10

@daimbarsatemydogsbone

Man here - I had a DP (woman) who did this in public toilets because she hovered. I know this because I followed her once in a single toilet.

Anyone who does it is a git.

Ugh yes, I'm a woman but have a female family member who does this through hovering, judging by a lot of female toilets it seems to be rather common. 🤢
CounsellorTroi · 12/04/2022 16:17

@sweeneytoddsrazor

We have a work colleague that puts toilet paper around the seat before she presumably sits down. But she always leaves it there after she has finished
And no doubt causes blockages when she flushes it away.
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