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AIBU?

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Original poster

Fart

40 replies

SadMum12345 · 28/02/2022 19:43

Does this work?

OP posts:
tiredanddangerous · 28/02/2022 19:45

Well I can't smell it if that's what you mean

BalladOfBarryAndFreda · 28/02/2022 19:46

@tiredanddangerous

Well I can't smell it if that's what you mean
Grin
TotoAnnihiliation · 28/02/2022 19:46

The one who smelt it, dealt it.

GreenWheat · 28/02/2022 19:47

No smell here either so I guess not. Do we vote YABU in that case?

piglet81 · 28/02/2022 19:47

LTB

slimshady18 · 28/02/2022 19:50

Yabvu

Soubriquet · 28/02/2022 19:52

@tiredanddangerous

Well I can't smell it if that's what you mean
That’s it. You win the internet today
Floydthebarber · 28/02/2022 19:53

Did you snap first?

ComDummings · 28/02/2022 19:53

Shart

PurpleDaisies · 28/02/2022 19:53

Is this a game of top trumps?

Deebeedore · 28/02/2022 19:54

@TotoAnnihiliation

The one who smelt it, dealt it.
The one who made the rhyme did the crime Smile
LaQuern · 28/02/2022 19:54

Cancel the cheque?

Toottooot · 28/02/2022 19:57

Fit yi spikin aboot min?

SalsaLove · 28/02/2022 19:57

A fart is a fart, of course of course.

Queen Elizebeth I: John Aubrey, the diarist, tells a story about the Earl of Oxford. When the Earl made a low obeisance to the Queen, he happened to let go a fart, at which he was so ashamed that he left the country for 7 years. At his return the Queen welcomed him and said, “My lord, I had forgot the fart”!

pussycatunpickingcrossesagain · 28/02/2022 19:57

Was it an instruction?

I had a Chicken dinner yesterday with sprouts and stuffing and have had a "massive" salad for lunch today...be warned Grin

pussycatunpickingcrossesagain · 28/02/2022 19:59

DH wants to know if you're summoning the
Fast
Action
Response
Team...

TotoAnnihiliation · 28/02/2022 20:03

@Deebeedore 🤣 I had forgotten that bit. Shame on me,

Idroppedthescrewinthetuna · 28/02/2022 20:04

And an 'S' and try it on wordle

BitterTits · 28/02/2022 20:05

It's my all-time favourite word.

Georgeskitchen · 28/02/2022 20:06

The one who denied it supplied it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 28/02/2022 20:39

A fart is just a poo that is afraid of commitment.

DoubleYouOhEmAyEn · 28/02/2022 20:54

Better out than in

Original poster
SadMum12345 · 28/02/2022 21:42

I was just checking if my name change had worked!

OP posts:
HeadacheGrey · 28/02/2022 21:46

Scratch and sniff?

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 28/02/2022 23:56

I was just checking if my name change had worked!

Is that you, Donald?!