Fart

[SadMum12345]

Does this work?

@SalsaLove

A fart is a fart, of course of course.

Queen Elizebeth I: John Aubrey, the diarist, tells a story about the Earl of Oxford. When the Earl made a low obeisance to the Queen, he happened to let go a fart, at which he was so ashamed that he left the country for 7 years. At his return the Queen welcomed him and said, “My lord, I had forgot the fart”!

That’s amazing 😃

@SalsaLove I keep telling DP if he farted with such abandon as he does but was in a prison cell, he’d get his throat cut sharpish. Or a combat situation. Can’t have constant farting giving away your position.

💨F 💨 A💨 R💨 T💨 🔥 >>> RUN !

He who sang the song did the pong.

Not the best baby name I've ever heard but If you like it go for it.

but can you not go with something more rhymy like Bart

Yanbu

did you have beans on toast for dinner?

Oh my word - I needed that!! 😂

Its a good name for a Rap singer, they usually have strange names.

Wet fart

May I suggest Fluff if it's a girl

I think this thread is just a huge wind (up).

In case anybody else wants to keep their children entertained for hours (or has the humour of a 10yo themselves), may I recommend the What Three Words website.

It's amazing how many groups of three words you can search for and get a hit (granted usually in the middle of an ocean). My DS was in hysterics for ages to discover that there are actually tiny sections of the globe identified as 'eggy.puff.puff', 'unfortunate.trouser.incident' and 'accidentally.blown.pong'

That's my evening sorted SausageRoll