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What happens if I can't drink all...

45 replies

Kickers567 · 17/02/2022 18:59

... the bowl prep laxatives before colonoscopy?

Have drank one sachet (began at 5.15) and feeling sick. Have not yet started the ... main action... (lol) but wanted to try to drink all before relocating to the bathroom... but not sure if it will be possible. Argh!!

Sorry for posting AIBU

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StripyOnesie · 17/02/2022 19:00

If you can't drink it, they can't do it. It won't happen as quickly as you think so no need to drink it in the bathroom.

Kickers567 · 17/02/2022 19:01

Any anyone got any tips on how to drink it? Thanks

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Kickers567 · 17/02/2022 19:02

@StripyOnesie urgh... so any tips?

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Watto1 · 17/02/2022 19:04

Apparently it tastes better cold so bung it in the fridge. Don’t do what my mate did. She drank it and nothing happened so she decided to go to sainsburys. It did not end well…

Duracellbunnywannabe · 17/02/2022 19:06

Brush your teeth first, drink through a straw, make sure it’s cold and if you feel sick stop for 30 mins and sip water.

Kickers567 · 17/02/2022 19:13

@Watto1 @Duracellbunnywannabe

No leaving the house for me! I have no straw but will put in fridge and brush teeth. Am also putting iglu gel on the front of my tongue and sipping apple juice after to remove taste...

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itsoveritshard · 17/02/2022 19:14

Drink it feeezing cold and through a straw. Try and gulp it down as quickly as possible. I felt sick due to the sheer amount of liquid more than anything else.

You don't need to stay in the bathroom just make sure you're close by and don't wear anything with belt/buttons zips Grin

Aboutcoffee · 17/02/2022 19:14

Put in lots of miwadi.

Karma1981 · 17/02/2022 19:26

I found mixing it with lemon squash helped, and drinking it straight from the fridge.

StripyOnesie · 17/02/2022 19:27

Lick salty crisps or suck slices of lemon to take away taste.

Onionbhajisandwich · 17/02/2022 19:27

I mixed it with lemonade. Admittedly I can no longer drink lemonade as it reminds me of it now but it made it taste a bit better.

gamerchick · 17/02/2022 19:31

Hold your nose and neck it.

You have to get it down or you'll have to repeat the process another time. Good luck.

Use Vaseline on your ring piece from the off, don't wait till you get sore.

Satingreenshutters · 17/02/2022 19:32

@Watto1

Apparently it tastes better cold so bung it in the fridge. Don’t do what my mate did. She drank it and nothing happened so she decided to go to sainsburys. It did not end well…
That cracked me up...
BattenbergdowntheHatches · 17/02/2022 19:32

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maddiemookins16mum · 17/02/2022 19:42

DH put his in his beer mug and made me chant ‘drink, drink, drink’ and bang the coffee table at the same time. He said it reminded him of Uni days.

chillidoritto · 17/02/2022 19:45

I thought they made you swallow a camera in a capsule these days?

WestendVBroadway · 17/02/2022 19:49

[quote Kickers567]**@Watto1* @Duracellbunnywannabe*

No leaving the house for me! I have no straw but will put in fridge and brush teeth. Am also putting iglu gel on the front of my tongue and sipping apple juice after to remove taste...[/quote]
Are you allowed to drink apple juice? I had a colonoscopy about 15 years ago. Am sure I wasn't allowed fruit in any form, or indeed any bloody food or other drink I did not manage the whole recommended amount of solution, but the procedure went ahead.

Kickers567 · 17/02/2022 19:49

OK I'm trying this gulping method but having breaks in between.

I have a plate with a pinch of salt, chili flakes and rosemary, and a teaspoon of marmite and honey.

I have lemon fanta and apple juice.

I have 600 ml to go......

Thank you for your ideas and support! Thanks re vaseline!

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RichardMarxisinnocent · 17/02/2022 19:51

@BattenbergdowntheHatches

The first time I had a colonoscopy, I was standing at the sink bemoaning the fact that it hadn’t worked before it kicked in. Had to tuck my trousers in my socks to get to the loo.

I’ve had one every year since 2006 btw so I know of what I speak!

Off topic, but am utterly confused about the tucking trousers into socks - how does that help with getting to the loo? I imagine I must be missing something obvious!
Kickers567 · 17/02/2022 19:51

@chillidoritto not in my postcode lottery lol.

Also if I was allowed chilli doritos I'm sure my stomach would settle.

Yes apple juice is allowed!

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lifesnotaspectatorsport · 17/02/2022 20:04

@RichardMarxisinnocent I assumed she meant that if she hadn't tucked her trousers into her socks then the uncontrollable poo would have leaked out before she got to the bathroom ShockShockShock

WhatICallMyUsername · 17/02/2022 20:05

@RichardMarxisinnocent I assumed it was cos there was crap running down her legs and to stop it going everywhere but I could be am often wrong

WhatICallMyUsername · 17/02/2022 20:06

Haha cross post @lifesnotaspectatorsport

lifesnotaspectatorsport · 17/02/2022 20:07

@WhatICallMyUsername

You put it much better than me Grin