I have reached the grand old age of 38 without ever having a nosebleed, until last week.
Tonight, I have a horrible feeling I am getting my first bout of norovirus.
Please can I have a handhold whilst I wait this out? I stomach ache that comes on in waves, really high up. A very ominous and audible gurgling from within and feeling generally ropey. Appetite is fine and I've eaten my dinner with no issues other than stomach ache and apologies, smelly trumps.
If this is a bug, how long before I know? I am about 2 hours with the pain and gurgling...