Put a baby in me, Ben Affleck!

[Boogaloony]

This is the only part of last nights dream that I can remember. Literally me stood there, hands on hips and demanding that Ben Affleck impregnates me Right Now.

What is odd is that I'm not broody in the slightest, I'm perimeno , and I don't even fancy Ben Affleck 🤷🏼‍♀️. But I woke up really quite angry that I wasn't carrying his baby.

AIBU to wish that you could record your dreams to play back at your own leisure? Just to try and make sense of the bloody things .

Tell me about your weird random dreams!

Ugh that's put me right off my dinner!

Nightmare more like (not a Ben Affleck fan).
I have endless odd dreams, weirdly a lot about Velociraptors

@SituationCritical

Nightmare more like (not a Ben Affleck fan). I have endless odd dreams, weirdly a lot about Velociraptors

I have been told by my DH that I sleep talk a lot, and the most popular subject is chicken. No idea of it's a living chicken or eating chicken though 😂.

Sorry @ChequerBoard

When I was heavily pregnant, I dreamt that I had left DH and was pregnant by Snoop Dog instead. It was all very casual as well! I remember being like “Yeah I’m having Snoop’s baby!” and a touch of guilt that I’d left DH and got pregnant quite sickly…Hands down most bizarre celeb dream I’ve ever had.

Pregnant with Snoop Dogg’s baby 😂

I shagged Ian Brown from the Stone Roses (before he went all flat earth) in my sleep. I couldn’t look DH in the eye till at least lunchtime.

Last night I had forgotten my skirt and kept having to explain to people why i was only wearing a jumper and knickers, while I was trying to find a house party, and there were no buses running, I prefer your dream op.

I think we’ve probably all had a dream where we’ve had sex with a work colleague. I’ve had a few of them and felt so embarrassed the next time I’ve seen them lol

I dreamt I was on the run from some unspecified bad guys with Adam Baldwin (the Baldwin who is not one of the actual baldwin brothers) as my bodyguard. To be fair I wouldn’t have had him in my top 50 (although in his younger days his mouth omg hot) but after the unspeakable way he threw me around the bedroom I can’t stop thinking about him, may watch Independence Day later and skip to his parts.

That there was a 'topless day' at work. I complied. No one else did and I wasn't allowed to cover up. Then I had to go round the shopping centre like it at lunchtime. The shame is making me hot even now!! Even though I tried to style it out and carry my shopping bags in front of me

Hi Jennifer 😉

Last night I dreamt that my friend told me she was half siblings with Gray from eastenders (who I fancy) and I was angry with her for not telling me before. Then she introduced us and he really fancied me too. It was nice while it lasted.

I had a dream that I was trying to use a bum hose the other night. That bloody thread is haunting my dreams now.

I had a dream in which I gave birth and the midwife was William Hague

I once dreamt I was a cushion

I had a dream that I was Mutley the dog once. Spent the whole dream running around sniggering.

I’ve had two dreams recently where I had a tiny weeny baby. So tiny in fact that i was carrying it around in a kinder egg shell. Last nights was a bit bigger but I popped it in my pocket whilst I had a high powered business meeting in a skyscraper. (Am way past menopause and don’t work anywhere high powered)

I had a really vivid dream last night that I’d found owl chicks that had fallen from their nest and it was really difficult to get them back. Not exciting but was really stressful and woke up feeling anxious

Oh my god some of these are brilliant 😂. Topless day at work! Dread to think what a bum hose is though 😲

I had a sex dream (nightmare) about Keith Lemon the other day 🤮

I had a thread on it once but I had a sex dream about Captain Hook once. The cartoon version

I had quite a graphic sex dream about Jeremy Clarkson a few weeks ago. Never fancied him before, I do now.

I had an inappropriate dream about a colleague the other night, can't look him in the eye anymore.

I had a row with Bradley Cooper because he wouldn’t get Sky TV because it was too expensive. I woke up annoyed with him even though I wouldn’t have Sky if it was free.

How are you all having sex dreams about celebs whilst I’m having a domestic about life admin with tight fisted Bradley Cooper.

My first work sex dream about my lovely diffident older married colleague ... omg. I was in my 20s, it was my first job and I genuinely believed the dream and thought he loved me

I had to foster a newly hatched hedgehog (from an egg!) and do skin-on-skin with it by putting it in my bra. Then, when I had to give it back, I somehow had to give them the bra and top I was wearing to wrap the hedgehog in, so then I got a classic nakedness anxiety dream as well!

Am in the only one that feels as though the contents of my dreams directly affect how refreshing my sleep is? I feel knackered no matter how long I get when I've spent the night desperately trying to keep a hedgheog alive, then dying of embarrassment!