Put a baby in me, Ben Affleck!

[Boogaloony]

This is the only part of last nights dream that I can remember. Literally me stood there, hands on hips and demanding that Ben Affleck impregnates me Right Now.

What is odd is that I'm not broody in the slightest, I'm perimeno , and I don't even fancy Ben Affleck 🤷🏼‍♀️. But I woke up really quite angry that I wasn't carrying his baby.

AIBU to wish that you could record your dreams to play back at your own leisure? Just to try and make sense of the bloody things .

Tell me about your weird random dreams!

Have have a reoccurring dream that I’m running and get hit by a car and stuffed into the boot.

I only run if something is chasing me and I’m bloody unlikely to go out for an afternoon
“Run” as my knee and ankle are too stuffed for that.

I woke up raging at DH the other morning. I'd had a totally real feeling dream that he had given my cats away. I was fuming with him and it took a couple of minutes after I woke up to realise that it was a dream.

The Rock was super romantic with me a couple of nights ago. It was just lovely being cuddled in those arms and told how beautiful I was in that voice…

No sex though, I never get sex dreams, I’m jealous of people who do. My dreams are all so chaste.

I had a dream 2 nights ago that our non verbal autistic 3 year old daughter suddenly learned to talk and we were delighted.

Then I woke up :/

I've somehow dreamed TWICE that I impregnated (late 60s, heroin-skinny, long-haired, least appealing of all his eras to me) John Lennon.

My last celebrity sex dream was David Walliams, it was pretty incredible dream sex and I'm sure I blush when he's on the tv now!

I had a large family of Foster children with the lead singer of the Kaiser Chiefs. Then a helicopter landed on our roof and loads of of men stormed in, a la the end of Face/Off.

Stuck with me for years, that dream.

I don't like either the Kaiser Chiefs or Face/Off...

My mum once dreamt she was a pea in a pod

@Gatekeeper

I once dreamt I was a cushion

I'm actually sobbing

Aaaw @SpudleyLass... that's a lovely dream and so heartbreaking.
Merry Christmas