Goodnesses knows how, but the language settings on my washing machine have changed to Chinese (at least I think it's Chinese).
No problem, I think.
I get out the instruction booklet (carefully filed for such an emergency), look up language settings and bring up the list of language options.
One major fucking flaw....
All the languages are listed in Chinese so I've no bloody clue what to select.
I've just spent 15 minutes messing about randomly selecting options, trying (and failing) to find any language that uses characters I have a remote chance of deciphering.
AIBU give up for half and hour and have a
to calm myself before returning to swear at the bloody thing and trying again?