Brush and dustpan? Surely it's Dustpan and Brush

[tradition]

It infuriates me that DH says Brush and Dustpan. Tell me I'm right and the correct way round is Dustpan and brush

Defo dustpan and brush.

I have a friend who says "it's all good and well" instead of "it's all well and good" - grrrrd!!

Oh god it’s the sort of thing my exh would do! Brush and dustpan my arse.

LTB

Definitely grounds for unreasonable behaviour.

DP says fork and knife. Wtf?

We can't have that!

Ducks in a row.
Grab all grab-ables.
LTB.
Take him to the cleaners for the very verbal abuse.

Like people who say chips and egg when anyone knows its egg and chips

Remember many men don't know what either is!!.
Dustpan and brush.

Dustpan and brush of course!

Pepper and salt. Dec and Ant. Chips and fish. Squeak and bubble. Tatties, neeps and haggis.
All wrong wrong wrong, just like brush and dustpan

Yanbu. That would drive me crazy. How do you live with it?

Can you bring me the brush and dustpan please?
No, but I can get the dustpan and brush
Oh don't be so ridiculous
Yes, yes I am but still ...

Sorry, should have added speech marks

@Youseethethingis

Pepper and salt. Dec and Ant. Chips and fish. Squeak and bubble. Tatties, neeps and haggis. All wrong wrong wrong, just like brush and dustpan

What is it if its not tatties, neeps and haggis??

I don't think I've ever heard it any other way.

Haggis, neeps and tatties!

My DH says 'brush and shovel' which is even worse!!!

@Starcaller

Haggis, neeps and tatties!

Of course it is.

Brain fart moment there from me.

@ChiefInspectorParker

I say it both ways and have no preference. Am I a weirdo?

Obviously.

I can’t cope!

Vinegar and salt crisps
Onion and cheese
Chips and fish
Can you imagine

Def dustpan and brush

Although for some unknown reason I say dustpan and shovel

go figure!

@Justmuddlingalong

DP says fork and knife. Wtf?

This makes me smile as there's a reason we say knife and fork. Fork and knife, especially from a toddler, can sound like "fucking knife".

@TheDogsMother

Like people who say chips and egg when anyone knows its egg and chips

Like Shirley Valentine!

You’re both wrong. It’s dustpan and handbroom.