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To hate snogging

71 replies

MollysDolly · 03/11/2021 21:46

Inspired by a thread I've just seen, it's got me curious about my dislike and wondered if anyone felt the same.

I hate snogging. It's the tongue. I don't want you to lick my tongue. I do not want to lick your tongue. Ok, that's a bit black and white and it's not quite "licking", but you get my drift. If I've cleaned my teeth within the last half an hour, and so have you, I could probably bear it for a few seconds. If not, yuck.

I've just eaten BBQ crisps. Why would anyone lick my tongue? It just grosses me out so much. I wouldn't lick your teeth throughout the day,
so why is licking your tongue any more acceptable.

DH gets quite miffed that I won't snog him. I just can't bear the thought of a tongue in my mouth. He thinks I'm not normal.

I appreciate I probably sound a bit weird. Does anyone else hate it?

OP posts:
MissyB1 · 03/11/2021 22:12

I like kissing but not with tongues. Dh likes to “snog” with tongues during sex - bloody ruins it for me! Why get the tongues involved??? We can kiss nicely without them!

ShinyMe · 03/11/2021 22:14

A bad snog is so awful that it's just unbearable. But a good snog is one of the best things ever! I haven't snogged anyone in a very long time, but I miss it more than the sex.

MollysDolly · 03/11/2021 22:15

Just look at it.

Why would you lick that warm fat slug and all the flavours of the day it brings.

To hate snogging
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CatonMat · 03/11/2021 22:16

I love a good snog.
It's like a hotline down to the fanjo.

HaroldSteptoesHorse · 03/11/2021 22:17

It’s the seconds just before which way should you move your head to, is it going to be a full on kiss, then afterwards it’s all soooooooo well then let’s just get on with the day kind of thing.. just awkward

NigellaSeedofChucky · 03/11/2021 22:17

I will occasionally give DP a cursory lololol before retreating my tongue and that's my snogging quota done for the month.

ThinWomansBrain · 03/11/2021 22:18

I can't unread this.

Indeed - I started reading this while eating my supper

KingofQueens · 03/11/2021 22:18

Eugghh yeah, I hate it. It's gross.

Pedalpushers · 03/11/2021 22:26

Oh god, I find kissing with tongue so utterly repulsive, like I actually don't want to think about it because it's so disgusting. I haven't done it with anyone in about 15 years and don't think I've ever snogged DH.

Pedalpushers · 03/11/2021 22:27

Even the word 'snog' is gross.

CatonMat · 03/11/2021 22:27
Shock
WonderfulYou · 03/11/2021 22:28

I love snogging!
Obviously it’s got to be with someone who I find attractive and is a good kisser.

Okbye · 03/11/2021 22:30

I agree. Used to love it but now - bleeruuurrgh, no thanks 🤢

MollysDolly · 03/11/2021 22:31

@Pedalpushers

Even the word 'snog' is gross.
Yes! It makes me think of phlegm. Keep thy innards of your mouth to thyself.
OP posts:
MollysDolly · 03/11/2021 22:32

Actually. What might be interesting is our ages.

  1. Think it's gross

(Likewise at 29...19...)

OP posts:
HollyandIvyandAllThingsYule · 03/11/2021 22:33

I love it but you’re totally within your rights not to like it!

HollyandIvyandAllThingsYule · 03/11/2021 22:34

I’m mid forties.

lovingnewme · 03/11/2021 22:36

I can't imagine not liking snogging someone you have sex with?

Shit kissers are binned immediately - nothing worse!

But great kissers? I could snog (with or without tongues) all day and all night long. Seriously.

Mid-forties but I've been like this since I discovered boys.

CatonMat · 03/11/2021 22:37

I'd forego sex and just snog for a couple of hours.

CreamFirstThenJamOnTop · 03/11/2021 22:38

I’m not a fan of snogging with tongues. I like kissing and we kiss each other a lot including during sex but not generally with tongues.

BunNcheese · 03/11/2021 22:38

I've never really thought of it how you put it OP. I quite like it tbh!

I think if you don't it's that person's technique?

When your really into someone or if I've ever been upset I think it's an emotional connection with that person.

SleepingStandingUp · 04/11/2021 12:10

@MollysDolly

Actually. What might be interesting is our ages.
  1. Think it's gross

(Likewise at 29...19...)

I'm 39, I love a good snog 😋😛😜😛😋😛😜😛😋😛😜🤪😝🤪🤪😛🤪😋😝😜🤪😛
MedusasBadHairDay · 04/11/2021 12:27

I'm not a huge fan of snogging, but the absolute worst of when you have a partner who not only likes it but wants to do it in public.

SpangoDweller · 04/11/2021 12:29

Love it if it’s good, hate it if it’s bad

BarefootHippieChick · 04/11/2021 12:37

I love it! I can remember spending hours snogging as a teenager, it was my favourite thing. My dh is a great kisser 😁

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