Did Jeff Bezos just shoot a massive penis into space?

[Margotshypotheticaldog]

I mean, maybe it's just me, but didn't it just look like a huge c*ck?? Like, I'm the world's richest man, behold my magnificent rocket!!! 🚀
I've had a very stressful day at work, so it's possible I'm hallucinating though....

This is the second time he's done it. He did it the first time months ago. There are about a zillion memes about it.

No you are not hallucinating, I had the very same thought. It was most definitely cock shaped.

yeah he's always doing it

I thought you were talking about William shatner

Excellent steff thanks, I will Google those memes immediately. I'm glad I wasn't imagining it 😊

Is it always in the news? I am only noticing now because JT Kirk was riding this giant rocket?

Yep, looks like a massive dildo.
There are many pics comparing him to Dr Evil from Austin Powers with his penis rocket.

Just googled. Yep. It is indeed what appears to be an uncircumcised penis.

There are many pics comparing him to Dr Evil from Austin Powers with his penis rocket
🤣 Money can't buy everything I guess.

Shatner is a dick, yes.

Do you think it was carbon neutral/solar powered?

I thought the same

It reminds me of that episode in Silicon Valley where Gavin Belson launches his latest tech innovation "the signature box", only the signature on it looks like a giant cock and balls.

Loved that show.

Oi don't disrespect William Shatner!

Can someone please explain to me why some actor going in Space is such a good thing to warrant the huge carbon footprint of the rocket that took him there?

I think it’s a sign how he doesn’t have anyone in his life who is honest with him. Otherwise someone would have pointed out how much it looks like an actual Dr Evil cock rocket. Assume he’s surrounded by ‘that’s wonderful Jeff’ people. Which isn’t great for anyone but especially someone with as much money and power as him.

Haha what a shape to go with

@Countrydiary

I think it’s a sign how he doesn’t have anyone in his life who is honest with him. Otherwise someone would have pointed out how much it looks like an actual Dr Evil cock rocket. Assume he’s surrounded by ‘that’s wonderful Jeff’ people. Which isn’t great for anyone but especially someone with as much money and power as him.

Or maybe it's actually the best shape for the purpose?

Well, if you want something to go up easily why not base it on something that goes up easily ?

And yeah, I thought it looked like a massive cock. Carrying a massive cock. And designed for a massive cock...

I posted this from my own recent Jeff Bezos thread, which fits, I think (or perhaps it wouldn’t 😶)

He must know though? I mean he's a guy so he's got a cock so he's seen a cock before.

I reckon he's done it on purpose.

Here’s one to start you off OP:

its the ultimate little man dick fantasy. My car is bigger than yours etc etc.

And yeah, @ChristieMalry I agree he has 100% done it on purpose, of course he knows it looks like a massive cock.