Did Jeff Bezos just shoot a massive penis into space?

[Margotshypotheticaldog]

I mean, maybe it's just me, but didn't it just look like a huge c*ck?? Like, I'm the world's richest man, behold my magnificent rocket!!! 🚀
I've had a very stressful day at work, so it's possible I'm hallucinating though....

@Changechangychange yeah. Doesn't matter how powerful and removed from regular society a person is, they know what a dick looks like.

Yes, it is a dick. I suspect that when they did the aerodynamics it came out quite dick-shape and so they just leaned into it rather than trying to disguise it.

This is my favourite Shatner space flight meme.

He just wishes his was that big. What a moron.

You’re not wrong. Don’t care though because Captain Kirk was on board.

oh yes he did

So glad someone said this. I said this in RL and people couldn't see it.

I think they had to be lying or blocking it out because they didn't want to admit Captain Kirk was riding a huge cock into space.

@Dontknowwhatsnext

So glad someone said this. I said this in RL and people couldn't see it.

I think they had to be lying or blocking it out because they didn't want to admit Captain Kirk was riding a huge cock into space.

How could anyone not see it?!!!! I'm actually surprised that newsreaders didn't mention it being a giant penis thrusting into space.

@changechangychange, when it's laid down as clearly as that, I can't believe I didn't see the parallels before!! 🤣🤣

I don't know what it is for but I'd just like to point out the image on an advert whilst reading this thread 😂

You know what they say about men and their big rockets...