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I HATE FOOTBALL so why am I hiding behind a cushion?

93 replies

JustCallMeBubblesDahling · 11/07/2021 22:08

Confused

On tenterhooks.

Why do I give a shit about a bunch of massively overpaid blokes kicking a ball around Confused.

OP posts:
alloalloallo · 11/07/2021 22:31

I was watching in the pub with friends but had to come home as I couldn’t bare it.

I hate football and didn’t really care until about half way through the second half.

It’s so stressful

malteserheist · 11/07/2021 22:32

I've been listening to people cheering and jeering as it's been going on, and quite honestly I feel sick with the knowledge of the beating some women will be given if we lose. I don't want to hear the final wave of jeering signifying that it's coming.

Being able to hear shouting from all directions has made it harder to not get upset about that. It's probably bringing back how I used to feel, on edge listening to him work himself up into a frenzy. I can't stand that it still happens to others.

Peppallama · 11/07/2021 22:33

The whole thing needs a change up. Like a whistle blows, 300 balls get thrown onto the pitch for 3 mins and you get to score as many goals as possible, then it goes back to normal. I should probably head up the FA Grin

Nonamenoplacetogo · 11/07/2021 22:33

@JustCallMeBubblesDahling I gave up smoking a year ago…can I bum a smoke? So stressed watching.

Frownette · 11/07/2021 22:33

@malteserheist Sad

lakesummer · 11/07/2021 22:34

@malteserheist 💐

Echobelly · 11/07/2021 22:35

I'm same OP - don't care a bit about football but can't watch these games if it's at all close as it rattles me to bits. I think this is why I don't like either competitive sports or gambling!

Only happens with football, as at least I understand rules and play which I don't with either rugby or cricket and DH isn't a sports fan either but will watch international football at this level.

tiredanddangerous · 11/07/2021 22:35

Same. I'm not English and I hate football. I've drunk way too much gin to calm my nerves and will be regretting it in the morning!

Mummyoflittledragon · 11/07/2021 22:37

I’m the same. But these games are different. Pack mentality or something.

MyGhastIsFlabbered · 11/07/2021 22:37

I'm my exactly the same...tense and anxious without any enjoyment of the football at all. Penalty shoot outs are such a crap way to lose too.

parsnipsnotsprouts · 11/07/2021 22:37

@joystir59

I've just washed the dishes to distract myself from.the agony
I’ve just sterilised the bottles for the same reason
Sausageroll67 · 11/07/2021 22:38

Im Welsh and so want the English win to happen PLEASE

(I supported them most of my life until we had Bale play for us and stopped being shit- I cried after 1996)

parsnipsnotsprouts · 11/07/2021 22:39

@malteserheist

I've been listening to people cheering and jeering as it's been going on, and quite honestly I feel sick with the knowledge of the beating some women will be given if we lose. I don't want to hear the final wave of jeering signifying that it's coming.

Being able to hear shouting from all directions has made it harder to not get upset about that. It's probably bringing back how I used to feel, on edge listening to him work himself up into a frenzy. I can't stand that it still happens to others.

I’m sorry hun Flowers
CovidCorvid · 11/07/2021 22:40

@JustCallMeBubblesDahling

It’s not even the World Cup!

I’m jumping up and down and giving more commentary than DH! He and DSs are Hmm Grin.

Isn’t it? I’m gutted….I thought it was the World Cup?
MaudBaileysGreenTurban · 11/07/2021 22:40

Ah fuck. Penalties.

Indiaplain · 11/07/2021 22:41

Same! It is interesting though.
A lot of women who dont care about football finding they feel sick with nerves. Is it empathy? Wanting our loved ones to be happy? Why do we take on this stress?!!

JayAlfredPrufrock · 11/07/2021 22:42

I’ve retired to the garden.

The shouts from neighbours will tell me what’s happening.

Loveatortie · 11/07/2021 22:43

I'm not english,this is so stressful, really hope Gareth didn't coach the players at penalties Grin

YenneferOfBattenberg · 11/07/2021 22:43

Penalties. Sad

JustCallMeBubblesDahling · 11/07/2021 22:43

Kept sitting outside waiting to hear cheers or boos (and swearing) but it was silent so came in and it’s still bloody going on!

OP posts:
ShutUpaYourFace · 11/07/2021 22:43

Come on England.
Everything crossed xxxxx

Frownette · 11/07/2021 22:44

@Indiaplain I think it's crowd hysteria and getting caught up in the fevour of supporting your 'appointed' team

Aaargh penalties

SimonJT · 11/07/2021 22:45

My husband is say with his head between his knees 🤣

FelicityBeedle · 11/07/2021 22:45

I’m on my own, and don’t give a fuck about sport outside of major tournaments, so not empathy in the same wAy. I feel ill and really wish I smoked!

FlaminEckVera · 11/07/2021 22:45

PENALTY SHOOT OUT!