What would you love to experience as the opposite sex?

[AvocadoHo]

Random conversation with OH.

I'm a female and would love to experience what it feels to climax during sex as a male and what it feels like inside a woman.

WhT would you love to experience or do as the opposite sex?

Male privilege

😂

Sex and being able to pee wherever you want

Male salary

The "power" of being male.

Seeing if it is actually possible to piss in a straight line and not all over the seat

The simplicity of clothes shopping, as a man.

Also being able to lift heavy things.

Night time strolls. And sex obviously.

The equal pay act

Weeing my name in the snow.

@Justbeenjabbed

The simplicity of clothes shopping, as a man.

Also being able to lift heavy things.

Clothes shopping is as simple as you choose to make it.

Having a hobby that means I won't be home most weekends mwaning I'm unavailable to do housework, look after kids or make meals without any judgement from some people.

Definitely being physically stronger and peeing while standing up.

Is this real?
...Being paid more for what I already do.

Being able to live without fear of being assaulted, whistled at/cat called or otherwise harassed by random men in the street/pub/etc

Being able to be a parent without having to sacrifice my body or my career

People are saying you're mad but who hasn't wondered what it's like to orgasm as the opposite sex? Very common thought, surely?

I have always quite fancied a beard. I remember a scene in Outnumbered where Karen (a little girl about 5 for those who haven't seen it) says the world is unfair to girls because girls can't grow beards. Honestly in a light-hearted way I agree with her!

I would like to be able to go out in public topless without causing a scene and potentially getting arrested.

The simplicity of clothes shopping, as a man.

Shopping can be perfectly simple. I just pick up things that I think look nice and put them in my Tesco trolley. If they don't fit or don't look right, they come back with me at next week's shop. On the other hand I have a male friend who agonises over buying clothes. It's just how you make it. Now shoe shopping is grim, but that's true for everyone.

Sex, weeing while standing, proper remuneration for my employment, not having boobs, walking through a park at night (though I’d probably inadvertently scare the shit out of a woman and never get over it), being taller, lesser expectations when it comes to parenting, people not second guessing your concerns about literally anything because you’re not a ‘hysterical female’, not feeling cyclically unwell due to hormones, a hair wash and dry taking two minutes, not being catcalled in the street....

Hang on, I’m sure there’s more...

To have the sudden, unassailable confidence that my opinion is the Right Opinion.

I would like it to be normal to have sex with people who don't assume it's over the moment they've had an orgasm.
Also, I would like to experience the freedom to go grey without comments from people I know and suggestions that I dye my hair. I would like to go outside without the likelihood of having obscenities hissed at me in the street. I would like to get used to callers assuming I'm the head of the household.

Sex

And not being aware of my surroundings and slightly on guard when walking alone

To just for one day, get into the kind of Dominic Cummings. It'd be amazing to experience his fearsome brainpower for even one moment.

If I’d be anything like my DH then the simplicity of organising things with friends and not overthinking texts 😂

At this exact moment in time I’d love to have my first DC on the way without the stress of pregnancy, labour, birth and mental/physical strain of post-birth to worry about as well!