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Graze tables - really???

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LEMtheoriginal · 23/05/2021 20:57

They look like something from that progtam that used to shame people for unhealthy diets and when theyve been dipped into are going to look a bloody mess. Why?.

Graze tables - really???
Graze tables - really???
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rooarsome · 23/05/2021 21:19

Every example I've seen looks revolting.

Redact · 23/05/2021 21:20

They look nauseating. I feel the same about the boxes too.

TheBullfinch · 23/05/2021 21:22

Revolting. Besides the fact that its so beige, just imagine all the fingering and spillage.

NiceGerbil · 23/05/2021 21:23

Ooh what a treat!

The way it's all kind of piled together. Mmm.

Very appetising for a buffet with people presumably.. poking around in it? Or do you get a scoop like at a pic MN mix.

I also like the idea of not having stuff obvious and separate so you can take what you want, I'd far rather just delve into a mixed up pile of whatever which is what it will be after a few people have had a go!

Allergies? Too bad!!!

Bloody hell.

Grapewrath · 23/05/2021 21:25

I’ve seen a lot of lovely graze tables- this looks like a trashed kids birthday party

RightYesButNo · 23/05/2021 21:25

This has been around since 2016. They just called them “charcuterie” (even though they weren’t just traditional charcuterie bits) tables, and were starting to call them grazing tables, then. I guess they switched to just calling them grazing tables. But yes, if you Google charcuterie tables, you can find results going back years.

UnFringed · 23/05/2021 21:26

Buffets are the stuff of the devil evil pre-Covid and that just wants to make me rip my skin off!

Sparklingbrook · 23/05/2021 21:26

If I knew one of those awaited I'd be taking my own sandwiches in a tupperware I think.

NiceGerbil · 23/05/2021 21:26

Is this graze the company or a new fashion?

Searching graze table Google suggested I finish my search with ' ideas'.

Google that. Go to pics.

Then just feel like you want to hurl.

It's a very firm no from me.

EversoDelighted · 23/05/2021 21:28

Horrible, my FB feed has been full of people selling these graze boxes over the last few months, and pictures of ones people have made for their friends. I'm no hygiene freak but even the beautifully presented ones look grim, impossible to avoid touching other people's food, crackers that must be going soggy because they are nestling against pickles or olives. The individual items look lovely, cheeses, salamis etc but I want them served separately please.

TheMotherlode · 23/05/2021 21:29

They look very stylish if done well. Not great during a pandemic though Confused

Sparklingbrook · 23/05/2021 21:30

I would worry how long it had all been out too, dried up stuff and soggy stuff.

EishetChayil · 23/05/2021 21:31

It's like a depiction of a great empire before it's inevitable fall!

Guavafish · 23/05/2021 21:34

Looks fine! Crackers and cheese and fruits. Not on a plate

Singalongasong · 23/05/2021 21:34

So glad it's not just me!

There must be demand for them, there are local start-ups who flog these on FB BUT they also do beautiful afternoon teas as a sideline!

In theory they're just an expansion of those meat and cheese platters, but in practice I find them very off-putting.

maddiemookins16mum · 23/05/2021 21:37

I see Mum’s been to Iceland again.

Templetreebreeze · 23/05/2021 21:38

God the thought of all the filthy hands touching that makes me heave 🤮
I never touch buffets anyway but this is even worse.

LunaNorth · 23/05/2021 21:41

Instagram’s got a lot to answer for.

ThatIsMyPotato · 23/05/2021 21:42

But it's all contaminated with bits of other food now. How do you store the left overs? Do people just dig around for what they want? Sorry it looks gross.

ThisIsMyID · 23/05/2021 21:42

This is one I made. I was quite pleased. (Family thing. Not lots of random dippers).

Houseofvelour · 23/05/2021 21:42

I'm not usually one to be bothered about food touching other food but this is just ridiculous and nauseating.

Fishandhips · 23/05/2021 21:42

They look rank, the price some people are charging for shovelling some into boxes and selling on Facebook is ludicrous too.

ThisIsMyID · 23/05/2021 21:43

Darn it. Can't figure out the photo thing. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Bumzoo · 23/05/2021 21:43

COVID central. Yuck.

ThatIsMyPotato · 23/05/2021 21:44

@ThisIsMyID

Darn it. Can't figure out the photo thing. 🤦🏼‍♀️
I thought you'd made the original one for a moment then!
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