To wonder if she's watching my house?

[Palavah]

Just seen this across the road. Anyone know who she is and what she's doing?

Looks cold. Invite her in for a cup of tea.

She says thanks but she's got her hands full

She’s defo stalking you

Ask her what her problem is

Ah. The old murder death kill doll.

Yep I’d move

She looks like a Guatemalan worry doll on a mission.

Be worried. Very worried.

She's a Turkish Russian doll prob hiding a spy camera I should think

Have you offered her a creme egg?

Yeah, you're fucked. Sorry, OP.

Shes going to be sitting on my bed when I go upstairs now I've seen the photo isn't she....

You could try calling 101?

How long has she been spying on you? Make sure you double check your doors are locked before going to bed.

@MichelleScarn

Shes going to be sitting on my bed when I go upstairs now I've seen the photo isn't she....

I know all about these creatures and yes she will be sitting on your bed, FULL HUMAN SIZE !!!!

She is perhaps a Tuvan (indigenous Turkic person of Southern Siberia) woman in traditional dress.

@Wendyhause I need an old priest and a young priest ...

Night night. Sleep tight.

You also need a Voodoo priestess. It’s the only way to stop these spies.

Do you have a dog? I hear that's how dog-knappers are now marking their targets.

[quote MichelleScarn]@Wendyhause I need an old priest and a young priest ...[/quote]
@MichelleScarn in your bedroom?! Whatever do you plan to do with them..

Could she be the new neighbourhood watch? Someone's told her you're a bit sus, so she's watching you tonight?

Shes going to be sitting on my bed when I go upstairs now I've seen the photo isn't she....

I thought the replies were funny until this - now I’m a bit scared

Oh, isn't it a Japanese doll? It's lovely! Maybe a late stayer from the Doll Festival ?

Oh no, looking more closely I can see she's not Japanese.

Is she winding wool? I am struggling to work out what that thing is she is holding but that is what it looks like.
Humour her though and whatever you do, do not mention her invisible feet! I have a feeling she is one of those rare footless woolwinding small lipped women of the Costa del Peruvia. Dangerous if disturbed on a Saturday evening.