To wonder if she's watching my house?

[Palavah]

Just seen this across the road. Anyone know who she is and what she's doing?

Change the locks.

Or if you’re the other sort of Mumsnetter, make her soup and kit out your shed to house this vulnerable and homeless old lady.

OP tell us the story
If she hasn't kidnapped you

Is this outside someone's house?

I don't think Op made it :(

@greenalltheway

I don't think Op made it :(

I fear the same [same]

Do you think she's inside the yarn now?

@Palavah you're dead now aren't you

Maybe people saw The Thing carrying OP away in the dead of night

But they can't tell anyone lest they suffer the same.

She does look like she's making a garrotte out of that wool, sorry OP

It’s a Turkish Soğanlı doll. It’s amazing what google lens can find out...

rustytraveltrunk.com/soganli/

@Homebird8

Or if you’re the other sort of Mumsnetter, make her soup and kit out your shed to house this vulnerable and homeless old lady.

Kit out the shed? OP should be signing over her house at the very least!

@TheDaydreamBelievers to throw in front of me and slow it down...

I too think @Palavah is now inside the doll like in the Wicker Man.