Shaggers

[Lolly49]

I have just popped out to my back garden and it is covered with Toads and Frogs.mating.
Do I report them ?
Or is my own fault for having a pond.

Hang your sheets out, see if spiders creep all over it. That’s a mn horror story

Discusting. I assume you're fumming 😁

Log it with the police.

Leave the amphibians.

And you don't even have a sex pond?

It's just the sodding pidgeons round my way. Randy buggers. jealous of the sex lives of wildlife...oh dear

Voyeurism isn't cool, OP. It's your fault for having a pond with insufficient privacy.

Absolutely your fault for having a sex pond, they're the height of naff dontcha know! Froglets are very cute though!

Frogging.

LTB (has anyone suggested this yet!?)

@SomeLikeItTepid

LTB (has anyone suggested this yet!?)

Leave Toads Be?

Leave Toads Be 😂

Let Toads Bonk

Quick, plant a pampas grass so the newts know where the action is!

Dirty fuckers. Have they got a hot tub?

Call 101. Have you heard one ask for a finger up the bum?

Aren't there any lockdown restrictions where you are OP? I am appalled at this reckless mingling. Report them now

Frogs and toads mating together ? Is this possible ,maybe you will have a new species in your pond😱

Oh my god. Let's turn this round for one second.
Some toads were having nice consensual sex, after maybe a nice fly meal, and all of a sudden they have you watching them- like some sort of toad stalker.
If the rozzers come knocking you know why. 😂

Is sex even allowed? Are they in each other's bubble?

What would that make their offspring - a Trog?

Froggy style?

Get out your yoga mat and mindfully commune with them - downward frog?

My pond is deep enough for privacy also ensuring I never have to LTB.
The fish are vey peckish.

Pics or it never happened!

Frog it with 101.

They will be in your hedge next.

@MrsMackesy

Frog it with 101.

They will be in your hedge next.

Well that sounds a wee bit vulgar.