Shaggers

[Lolly49]

I have just popped out to my back garden and it is covered with Toads and Frogs.mating.
Do I report them ?
Or is my own fault for having a pond.

This thread is making me 🤣

Stealth brag!

Ours is like that too. Full of frog’sporn. Also toadspawn which it turns out is very neat and in a line like a digital printout.

I really did mean your hedge, OP, not your lady garden!

Vulgar is when they start tadpole dancing.

Picture the scene, frogs and toads in a fornicating frenzy and OP turning her rampant rabbit up to turbo.

Are they creating a new species? Foads or Trogs?

😂 thanks op. Your vote has gone 48/52 which is quite amusing

Your title made me laugh, and reminded me an occasion when DH and I were doing an overnight security shift on a festival site (we were the only ones on, the site was only just being set up so nothing there to nick). He said he was going to take me in the site vehicle to see the shaggers as the site had a bit of a reputation for where people having affairs go for a bit of the other. I didn't realise we were going to be the shaggers (don't worry it was a very private location, couldn't be disturbed)

Illegal gathering. Call the police and frog it.

@MrsMackesy

Frogging.

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Anyone else wondering what a frog's cum-face looks like?
Or should I get my coat....

Actually - OP do the frogs have penis beakers?

I found a photo that I assume the OP posted elsewhere on the internet.

I want to nip outside to my frog pond now and sneak a peek.
MN is a corrupting influence.

Frogsporn!

Your fault for having a sex pond, sorry.

Frogsporn

👏🏻

Are you 'literally shaking and crying' with shock ?
999 now !

call the police - they are NOT in the same bubble and therefore illegal. Dirty fuckers. lol.

@NetballHoop

Frogsporn!

Damn you, beat me to it!!

@NetballHoop

I found a photo that I assume the OP posted elsewhere on the internet.

The one at the bottom of the pile has such a look, poor thing.

Hopefully the OP's amphibians have hopped it and got a room.

Don't get me started on our amorous owls, bonking badgers and heavy-breathing hedgehogs.

Oh dear.

sex pond?

and now the earworm:

I used to get them doing the dirty deed under my kitchen window! I didn't even have a pond or even know where nearest water was, think they liked the decking.

@GrandTheftWalrus

I used to get them doing the dirty deed under my kitchen window! I didn't even have a pond or even know where nearest water was, think they liked the decking.

Did it…...give them wood???