Conspiracy theories about Piers Morgan now

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Name changed as feel embarrassed posting this but also need to know wth 🤷🏻‍♀️

Oh social media just now and people saying they predicted Piers blowing up and leaving as he now has to go into hiding and the truth is coming out 😬

About what?!

*On social media

Usually these conspiracy theories are:

1. Is a paedophile (whole 'Hilary Clinton kills babies to stay forever youthful' type thing)
2. Is secretly gay

I think it's more likely he already had a job lined up with Andrew Neil's new channel/other horrid media opportunity and saw a chance to make everyone talk about him as he does it dramatically.

He is beloved by those who think he speaks "the truth".

He is, in fact, an utter tosser with abhorrent views.

He's secretly in love with HARRY and it's not Meghan he's obsessed with after all?

@SleepingStandingUp 🤣Oh god, that could be it!

It’s not real. He was leaving anyway and times it this way with ITV. Makes for great tv. Or he will be back in another ITV programme. Either way it’s totally staged.

had another job offer, but giving two weeks notice is not his style, wish it was more interesting than that

To be honest, him leaving isn’t even a big deal. He can still throw shots on Twitter like katie hopkins and garner major attention. He can still post videos or start a podcast and his vile comments will continue to go viral. Nothing has changed, he’s not going away. There’s no conspiracy as he’ll still be his usual nuisance

Yip, he'll be back 🌺

He knows he's going to jail so was rushing home to wash down one last McD?

Its the start of the lizard people's plans.

Wait hear me out. There have been lizard people here since Queen Victoria, they first of all, got in to position and one became Queen Victoria (all the people they replace go and live on their ship)

Since then, the whole Royal family are now Lizard people, however, their initial plan of the British Empire and ruling the world has failed, so they have moved onto plan B and in 50 years time, members of the Royal family and those who have been taken over, like Morgan, Farage (who quit politics last night) and others will all be in prime country targets ready to take over the world.

I get you might be skeptical at this truth, so I am ready to take questions, the first one being how do I know and I can say this is completely true, my cat told me ;)

don't take me seriously

All I'm going to say is, this tweet of his aged well.

Typically, I forgot the photo!

My guess is he'll go into politics and become our next prime minister. There'd be enough idiots to vote him in.

@sst1234

It’s not real. He was leaving anyway and times it this way with ITV. Makes for great tv. Or he will be back in another ITV programme. Either way it’s totally staged.

That’s how it appears to me too.

He is leaving ITV anyway, I believe to move to a Fox channel politics/news show. By going out in this OTT way, he has drummed up lots of publicity and admiration from certain members of the public, whose viewership he will take to his new show.

@SleepingStandingUp

He's secretly in love with HARRY and it's not Meghan he's obsessed with after all?

THIS has to be it 😂

If it was orchestrated then it'll be so he can make a big money move to GB news.

He'll end up there anyway so his supporters will believe what they want when he does.

Itv should be getting way more shit than they are for allowing the cunt a platform and then trying to look like they've got principles once he stopped being profitable, no different to the scumbags who allowed trump to whip up here and disinformation on twitter and Facebook.

You don't get credit for closing the door after the horse has bolted, particularly when you've spent the last 4 years whipping up the horse and telling them how great it would be if they bolted. Only to then say ", jesus, I can't believe that horse bolted, but fair play to me for trying to do my part, did you all see how well in closed the stable door after he fucked off?"

Perhaps he is going to have to trace up to the impact his role in the phone hacking scandal has on the family of Millie Dowler? No, that would just be wishful thinking.

Sorry, Milly.

If the conservatives let him back in the tent after doctoring photos of "are troops" and putting them in danger, they're not going to give a fuck about some historical phone tapping or "being entitled to his opinion" about a non white princess

Turds like him never quite flush.

He’s just a publicly whore, he’ll be loving everyone talking about him.

@mondaywine

Perhaps he is going to have to trace up to the impact his role in the phone hacking scandal has on the family of Millie Dowler? No, that would just be wishful thinking.

To be fair that was Murdoch's News Intl and not Morgan, but yes, he colluded in hacking other peoples' comms.

@Sobeyondthehills

I think you've hit the nail on the head there. This thing about the Lizard people.

Interestingly they made a bit of a faux pas a few days ago when their 'ship' was seen in the sky off Cornwall, and one would doubt that it's just a coincidence that it was near Lizard Point.

Lizard Point is where, according to Kernow legend, the lizards first came ashore, then they went through the windy lanes and straight up the A30 to London.

Also if you look carefully Elizabeth (the Queen) is an anagram of 'the lizard' (you need to flip over the lowercase 'b' to make the 'd' and discard one of the 'e's) but it's an EXACT match!