Bumble won't let me join

[oldstudentmum]

It's an old photo 2 yrs old yes I was pissed in that photo . But. Seriously I haven't changed that much in two years . It didn't give me the option to do new one . Why are things so difficult. I trued to replicate the old pic but unless I get the disco balls out (what's just stupid) so I got pissed still do t look picture.
So i ask should i try a fucking mask?
Or how the fuck do I set up a new bumble thing ?

And you're still drunk now?

No I was slightly pissed when pic was done . It was done on new year's two years ago I haven't changed that much I think it's the lighting . Can you change the pic I don't bubble

U ok hun?

No how do I sign up to this bumble thing it asked for a pic I clicked then when it asked for another pic said it didn't match . Wtf I haven't changed that much . Yes my hair is longer but seriously.... how do I change the first pic ? I am so dumb when it comes to this . I only wanted to join to have sone friends . Now I seen really wierd!

Ok, going to attempt to translate this into something that makes sense.

• There is an app or website called bumble.
• You joined previously using a photo of yourself drunk on a night out
• You're now trying to get into your account and it's asked you to verify your identity with a recent photo but won't recognise yo7 when compared to the old photo.
• You've tried to do an up to date version of the old photo to see if that works but it doesn't.

Is that right?

Cant you just create a new account with a different email address or contact the customer service team?

Omg I tried it again I've now signed up to match .com as a man looking for a man ! Oh for fucks bollocks . I'm really shit at this

Right ive never tried joining this website. I'm gonna try using something else !

Every bloody time I try to do something normal that old pic of me comes up I'm not even drunk. I'm gonna get drunk when it with go right

Eh?

😂

Oh, hen.

Does it make you take one of you now as well OP?

So you're trying to log on to a dating website that you've previously been on but it doesn't want to accept an updated photo?
Maybe email them and tell them your problem?

Oh for fucks bollocks

😂

I think it's probably a good thing that you can't access online dating tonight.

Go to bed and try again in the morning.

Tbh I wouldn’t pic a 2 year old pic up. Take a more recent one.

Probably best no to tonight though

Ok, that's enough internet for you today OP.

I haven't ever joined it ! I wanted to tonight but it took a pic from Facebook from two yrs ago on New Years when I was actually looking nice but it won't let me change that pic . I'm just gonna do it from a tablet thing I got . What pissed me off as I'm pissed in the pic they got totally bolloocked. Now I take a pic it doesn't match it's wired I'm not wearing a mask perhaps I should? I'm just gonna on sone other platform, and wear a fuckibg mask . Wear a bloody Batman one or Spider-Man or a gimp one I bet it fuckibg will Recognise me then. I'll try again if I can't do it normally I shall do Batman see how I go

Maybe try again tomorrow

This makes about as much sense as most of the messages I get back from blokes on Bumble to be fair 😂

Get drunk and try again.

What is Bumble ? Is it a bee keeping forum ?

I'm just gonna ask one of my kids and get them to sort it out . I'm gonna stick to mechanical shit and fuck this stuff, this internet shit has got me omg it's a minefield.