Bumble won't let me join

[oldstudentmum]

It's an old photo 2 yrs old yes I was pissed in that photo . But. Seriously I haven't changed that much in two years . It didn't give me the option to do new one . Why are things so difficult. I trued to replicate the old pic but unless I get the disco balls out (what's just stupid) so I got pissed still do t look picture.
So i ask should i try a fucking mask?
Or how the fuck do I set up a new bumble thing ?

You know i’d never heard of Bumble until someone told me about it in work tonight!
How odd that it’s the first thread I see tonight.

This is the best thread today. Someone clever can probably make some sort of joke linking Bumble with Sharon and the wasp.

This has royally cracked me up OP. Thank you.

I've only ever been on match is bumble any good , are they actually normal or infact human

OP go to bed

Just kidding - I don't do dating sites but my friends who do really rate Bumble

You'd make less of a balls up of it sober.

I'm confused..

Now, I've had a couple, but judging from your last post...

Hedgehogs, banana, picture, plant.......Doesn’t make much sense and neither do your posts OP.

Might I suggest it’s time for you to have a glass of water and go to bed. Have another try tomorrow, be warned you might want to let the banging headache subside first.

Just in case anyone is actually curious, Bumble is a dating app. If it's a straight couple, only the woman can make first contact--the idea is to be a kind of feminist dating app and to prevent sex pests (at least a bit). There's also a feature to find friends, apparently. I have friends who love it.

OP drink some water and go to bed. You've had enough to drink

Totally sober but it's really difficult on your phone . So what I'm getting is bumble alright. Me not so good signing up to things I'm crap.
I've have an awful week actually awful year so I thought signing up to sone dating or friends sight might help . Try something new
So ladies help me out! And I do have a very sarcastic sense of humour and yes I seemed to have signed up to match man to man (I don't know how I even did that) this is gonna be bad fuck it probably funny

See the thing is I have very little friends due to previous relationship so I thought due to current issues people might like to chat locally to others that on on there own. So I thought bumble (I don't do online dating) although do you think there are genuine people on there I do wonder I did try.
I just feel alone . I have kids but just alone I'm sad arent I

Im sure you can figure it out. If not, ask your kids

Bumble isn’t for meeting friends OP.

they got totally bolloocked

Mmmmmm great typo.

@user1473878824

Bumble isn’t for meeting friends OP.

Thanks babes x any place good just for friendship

@MrsTerryPratchett

they got totally bolloocked

Mmmmmm great typo.

they got totally bumbled ;-)

Anyway I was feeling quite shitty my son ordered a pizza and vodka! The guy that came to deliver said ok I need to make sue you are the ok age !!!! Made my day like my son says it's the little things !

You've had vodka?

Colour me shocked

@user1473878824

Bumble isn’t for meeting friends OP.

There is a friends option or a dating option

Don't feel too happy - I'm in my 70s and use a walking frame and they still insisted on seeing my ID

@user1473878824

Bumble isn’t for meeting friends OP.

Actually there's a section called Bumble BFF which is specifically for platonic friendships.

@Endoftether20 Ahh thought it was just dating.