To think that there are some batshit crazy threads on AIBU right now?

[MacDuffsMuff]

I won't mention any as you all have eyes and I'd get banned, but for the love of god, is it lockdown? Full moon? What's going on?

You’re not wrong. Does seem more batshit than usual

Isn't the batshittery what we're all living for right now?

I love a batshit thread. Can you point me in the direction of some.

It's not full moon.

Tbh I don't understand the car key one but obviously didn't post. I didn't know keys had become entities in themselves. So the key needs to go into the ignition but the car knows the key is in the car? I don't get it.

Full moon. Definitely full moon.

Food threads on MN are always totally batshit.

It's a new moon actually in the UK at the moment. Maybe even madder than full moon?

@LunaHeather

It's not full moon.

Tbh I don't understand the car key one but obviously didn't post. I didn't know keys had become entities in themselves. So the key needs to go into the ignition but the car knows the key is in the car? I don't get it.

Key fuckers are very needy

The cat shouts when the key goes wandering out of the car and even when the battery is low

Attention seeking thing 😅

The car shouts bah

@Oldraver

The car shouts bah

I know you're joking but for some reason I really want to know! 😂

@LunaHeather

It's not full moon.

Tbh I don't understand the car key one but obviously didn't post. I didn't know keys had become entities in themselves. So the key needs to go into the ignition but the car knows the key is in the car? I don't get it.

The key doesn’t need to go in the ignition. As long as the key is in the car then you just need to press the start button.

So called comfort access. The key signals the car via Bluetooth or something like it. So as long as it is within range the car will open and start. It will let you drive a couple of meters before the car will tell you the key is not inside - if it’s hanging from the front door etc.
Not entirely sure why it’s a thing but it is.

@MacDuffsMuff

I too,was Confused about car key quiky post,wondering why on earth seone would post something like that.😁

I think its the Combination /Lockdowns insanity Cabin fever isolation etc.😕

Tbh the batshit threads are helping my sanity. It means I'm not alone in my insanity !

@Happytentoes

So called comfort access. The key signals the car via Bluetooth or something like it. So as long as it is within range the car will open and start. It will let you drive a couple of meters before the car will tell you the key is not inside - if it’s hanging from the front door etc. Not entirely sure why it’s a thing but it is.

I wish they would stop inventing this crap

Why do people want it?!

I'm still reeling over the poster, who has had the same issue for years about a 'partner' , keeps posting, keeps getting the same, almost unanimous replies every time but just keeps going.

@1Morewineplease

I'm still reeling over the poster, who has had the same issue for years about a 'partner' , keeps posting, keeps getting the same, almost unanimous replies every time but just keeps going.

That could be anyone 😂

Yep. I started one. It's REALLY helpful to know I'm not alone and not going mad.

Forgive me, I've just had my mother on the phone for an hour so my brain is ...the way it is after your mum's been on the phone an hour.

So these car keys.....genuinely, what is the point of them, how are they marketed? What is it all for? Why don't people favour a key that opens and starts your car?

PS if anyone is as bored as I am, the crazy threads are in Chat and Legal Matters too.

@LunaHeather
Yeah.. should have realised that ! 🙄

Oooo heading to the chat page right now please post links to batshit threads love a bit of batshit (to read obvs)

Like what? Do tell!

Sorry, maybe not Chat, maybe in all in AIBU

Legal matters though...i fell for the one about letting a 5 year old out alone

Think it was a full moon yesterday?

Could explain the batshit-itis!