To think that there are some batshit crazy threads on AIBU right now?

[MacDuffsMuff]

I won't mention any as you all have eyes and I'd get banned, but for the love of god, is it lockdown? Full moon? What's going on?

@1Morewineplease

I'm still reeling over the poster, who has had the same issue for years about a 'partner' , keeps posting, keeps getting the same, almost unanimous replies every time but just keeps going.

Oh yes! Also when they completely ignore any actual sensible or productive advice and only acknowledge the hun posters 'he/she is evil/dreadful/you are so right' and flounce from the thread with a 'you're all so horrible!'

@TurquoiseDress

Think it was a full moon yesterday?

Could explain the batshit-itis!

No, the last full moon was 27th or 28th Jan. nowhere near it.

Just very high batshit today.

@1Morewineplease

I'm still reeling over the poster, who has had the same issue for years about a 'partner' , keeps posting, keeps getting the same, almost unanimous replies every time but just keeps going.

Yes! Oh my fucking GOD!!!!!

But actually, I think that is one of the more sensible ones at the moment tbh.

The batshittery just seems to be off the scale the last few days.

@rawalpindithelabrador

Food threads on MN are always totally batshit.

Yes! Apparently skinny people can never be greedy

@Meowchickameowmeow

Isn't the batshittery what we're all living for right now?

Ahmen to that.

People ask AIBU then start a fight when people yabu.

I'm always at those.

"I want to buy a house on Mars, I think in ten years we will be able travel there and live there. It's a good investment. Aibu?"

"Yes OP. You are batshit crazy"

"Ok! Who do you think you are? To know better than me? Have you googled development plots on Mars? Have you checked the weather? NO! NO you have not! How dare you say iabu"

I just sit there thinking wtaf? But it passes the time while i have a cuppa and makes me feel more sane in myself. So carry on, as you was....

@1Morewineplease

I'm still reeling over the poster, who has had the same issue for years about a 'partner' , keeps posting, keeps getting the same, almost unanimous replies every time but just keeps going.

That one was a troll (if it's the one from last night).

ican that one's a troll? She never NCs.

@LunaHeather

Thanks, think I'll have to get myself more in tune with the lunar cycles

@LunaHeather

ican that one's a troll? She never NCs.

A troll??? But she ( or I understand is a he) has been on about his/her partner issues for sooo long! Blimey.

I didn’t get the key one at all either.

I love a batshit thread. Can you point me in the direction of some.

The skeleton shagging one was quite good.

[quote TurquoiseDress]@LunaHeather

Thanks, think I'll have to get myself more in tune with the lunar cycles [/quote]
Despite the name, i only knew this time because of mum and a religious thing.

I used to work in big events and every time dealing with joe public was extra batshit - trust me, every day is bat shit - we'd say to each other "is it full moon" and it always was.

Here, I think half term is more likely!

@ParlezVousWronglais

I didn’t get the key one at all either.

I love a batshit thread. Can you point me in the direction of some.

The skeleton shagging one was quite good.

I'm assuming that's a joke re skeleton

But I am glad if I'm not the only one mystified by these keys!

@MistressoftheDarkSide

Tbh the batshit threads are helping my sanity. It means I'm not alone in my insanity !

Even more, it helps me realise that there are far worse people out there that I could be living with or see in the mirror every morning

@ConeHat But then you get that one person who replies with "I bought land on Mars AND Saturn last year. Great investment. Go for it! Get in debt over it! Buy yourself a submarine while you're at it!" and the OP is like "Thanks I'm so glad I'm right because one person in 500 has said so."

I'm assuming that's a joke re skeleton

Afraid not. Enjoy!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4163061-A-situation-Possible-TW

[quote ParlezVousWronglais]I'm assuming that's a joke re skeleton

Afraid not. Enjoy!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4163061-A-situation-Possible-TW[/quote]
OMG

I've only read the first post and did the nearly spitting out tea

I've now got to ring my mother so thank you for giving me this to read while she waffles! 😂

@ParlezVousWronglais Christ on a bike. I hadn't even seen that thread when I started this one so my batshitometer has literally just gone off the scale. 😂

Parlez thanks for the laugh

I didn't say it but I really hope no one buys the book!

Meanwhile on preppers...some posters don't actually read the opening post.

Right...I must do something constructive....

Aaaah I can't resist

Is there a TLDR version of The Boy Who Had His Head Turned? 😂