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Shortly LTB?

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FLOTUSA · 09/01/2021 02:13

Posting on here for traffic!
I think my DH is a narcissistic! He has lost his job meaning we will be moving out of the house that comes with it. He won't admit to being wrong ever! He can't take any criticism at all and spouts off about 'fake news' all the time! He can cause rows at the drop of a hat! He goes ape if he loses at anything... I just can't win 🙄 He lies, cheats and doesn't respect woman. People think he is a bore!
I have all my ducks in a row for when I get out! I have to do it for my DS!
I don't find him attractive any more... yellow hair... little hands... orange tan!
Any advice as what to put in my 'Dear John' leaving note?

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Groovinpeanut · 09/01/2021 02:19

Dear John,
I've had to write this note as you're banned from Twitter 🤣

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FLOTUSA · 09/01/2021 02:21

🤣 He's kicking off big time about that! I can hear him downstairs.

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HarrietSchulenberg · 09/01/2021 02:24

I think this shoukd do it:
"Dear Don-don, Fuck off, you make my flesh creep and everyone knows it as I can't hide my body language. You're a sore little loser and the whole world hates you apart from your knuckle-dragging beer buddies. Yours (not!) M."

vodkaredbullgirl · 09/01/2021 02:25

poor umpa lumpa

katy1213 · 09/01/2021 02:30

Dear John, I only did it for the money - it wasn't worth it.

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FLOTUSA · 09/01/2021 02:30

@HarrietSchulenberg He keeps saying he's Not a loser.. He still thinks he's a winner!...

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vodkaredbullgirl · 09/01/2021 02:31

sore loser

MrsTerryPratchett · 09/01/2021 02:36

Make sure it's a reeeeeeeaaaaaaalllly long note because your neighbours are sick of his antics and if you could keep him occupied for the next, ummmm 14 days it would be much appreciated.

HarrietSchulenberg · 09/01/2021 02:36

OP, he's delusional. I bet he's tried to cheat on you too. Def LTB. Can you afford a hotel tonight?

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FLOTUSA · 09/01/2021 02:45

Harriet... He owns a down-market hotel so I suppose I could stay there... I also think he has cheated on me! He is very delusional! He keeps saying he will make them pay and has the means to do it!.. Something about secret codes/passwords that only he knows 🙄

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FLOTUSA · 09/01/2021 02:46

Also going on about pressing a 'button'...

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snowisfallingallaroundus · 09/01/2021 02:50

Call Nancy.

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FLOTUSA · 09/01/2021 02:53

Nancy and me are like 🤞I don't really want to bother her tonight though as she has her hands full at the moment

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HarrietSchulenberg · 09/01/2021 02:56

Hhhm, have you got any dirt on him that could get him locked up, out of your hair, and away from these buttons and codes? Do you know where he stores his codes and passwords? See if he leaves his phone lying around and try to get in - he might have something that's quite easy to guess, maybe a fave saying or slogan? He might not be using his phone as much at the moment.

If all else fails wait till he's asleep and use his little, orange fingerprint to get in.

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FLOTUSA · 09/01/2021 03:00

I will try and cover my arse a bit here.. but seeing its on an anonymous forum and you don't know me from Adam, I will let you lot into a secret..... I told him if you inject bleach into your vain it will stop covid! Grin l left the bleach bottle and needle out for him.. Only for one of his 'people' to take them off him!! Sad

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FLOTUSA · 09/01/2021 03:05

@HarrietSchulenberg.I will try and get his phone later on tonight when the drugs start working and he gets sleepy... I will try some of his favourite sayings such as 'fake news'... 'grabbed by the pussy' etc to try and get into his phone!

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TrueNorthStrongAndFree · 09/01/2021 03:12

Try "Ivanka" as the password....

RizzleDrizzle · 09/01/2021 03:15

Hang on though aren’t you as racist and vile as him? Wasn’t it you that wore a jacket with “I don’t care” emblazoned on the back when you were visiting a child internment camp?

Wasn’t it you that’s made some pretty racist statements about immigrants despite being an immigrant yourself?

Didn’t you just marry a rich man for your green card?!

Sorry you deserve each other your both vile. Not entirely sure why you think there’d be any be any sympathy.

Oh yes control your step son!

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FLOTUSA · 09/01/2021 03:16

@TrueNorthStrongAndFree
DONT MENTION THAT LITTLE TRAMPS NAME TO ME!!!!!!!

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FLOTUSA · 09/01/2021 03:24

@RizzleDrizzle....that is all Fake News!

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RizzleDrizzle · 09/01/2021 03:30

[quote FLOTUSA]@RizzleDrizzle....that is all Fake News![/quote]
You’ve just proved the point! Your just like him!

You deserve each other

You knew who he was when you married him!!

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FLOTUSA · 09/01/2021 03:36

@RizzleDrizzle...that is not very helpful😟 now get out of my thread!... Away with you!

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RizzleDrizzle · 09/01/2021 03:40

[quote FLOTUSA]@RizzleDrizzle...that is not very helpful😟 now get out of my thread!... Away with you![/quote]
I don’t believe you want to get out of it!

Here’s your note to donny

I love you baby you are the greatest it’s all big a conspiracy covid is a hoax me and Barron will be by your side forever

I loveeeeeeeeeeee you!

Hope that helps

RizzleDrizzle · 09/01/2021 03:41

Thankfully it will ge you that disappears in to obscurity

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FLOTUSA · 09/01/2021 03:42

Are you on glue? 👆

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