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To think this was stupid?

63 replies

wishywashy6 · 06/01/2021 13:16

I just ate a mouldy cheese slice.... Google
says I might die. Thoughts?

YABU - you'll be fine
YANBU - say your goodbyes

OP posts:
dementedpixie · 06/01/2021 13:21

How mouldy?

zeitgeista · 06/01/2021 13:22

stilton is mouldy cheese too

MichelleScarn · 06/01/2021 13:24

Well that wasn't a gouda idea...

wishywashy6 · 06/01/2021 13:30

It didn't look mouldy .... but it definitely had some furry presence once it was in my mouth and a weird tingling sensation on my tongue. At the time I thought "in for a penny in for a pound" so I scoffed the whole thing

I too thought that Stilton was mouldy so it should be fine but alas google informs me that mould is different

OP posts:
wishywashy6 · 06/01/2021 13:31

@MichelleScarn

Well that wasn't a gouda idea...
......tries to think of decent cheese related comeback but fails.....
OP posts:
Sparklesocks · 06/01/2021 13:32

I think you’ll be fine..but I have quite a laissez faire attitude to food expiry dates so I might not be the best person to weigh in!

Prufrocks · 06/01/2021 13:33

Oh comte on op, you’ll brie fine.

carlaCox · 06/01/2021 13:33

I wouldn't cheddar tear over it

elQuintoConyo · 06/01/2021 13:33

Don't worry, I think you'll brie fine Grin

MichelleScarn · 06/01/2021 13:34

@wishywashy6 you'd be feeling more bleu I'd expect if it was Stilton...
(And thats all I have!Wink)

WhatWouldPhyllisCraneDo · 06/01/2021 13:34

I just tipped the last of the grated cheese on my beans on toast then noticed a couple of moudly bits. I mixed them in and forgot I'd seen them. I'm not dead... yet. Grin

Eggcorns · 06/01/2021 13:34

Set your mind at cheese, OP. It'll be fine, but be Caerphilly in future.

elQuintoConyo · 06/01/2021 13:35

Shit! Beaten to it! Grin

Mummydaydreams · 06/01/2021 13:35

Quick, eat a mouse and you will be fine . . .

wishywashy6 · 06/01/2021 13:37

Haha these are putting a smile on my face!

I just hope I'm not sick, I Camembert it

Sorry Blush

OP posts:
132orbust · 06/01/2021 13:43

roquefort on with your day and feta bout it

Lockdownlovernotfromliverpool · 06/01/2021 13:44

You are edamed op ...

wishywashy6 · 06/01/2021 13:48

@Lockdownlovernotfromliverpool

You are edamed op ...
I thought this might be the queso 😱
OP posts:
covidaintacrime · 06/01/2021 13:50

I wouldn't dis-Swiss any symptoms Wink

user1495884620 · 06/01/2021 13:53

@Mummydaydreams

Quick, eat a mouse and you will be fine . . .
But then you'd have to swallow a cat...
MichelleScarn · 06/01/2021 14:48

And then swallow a dog to catch the cat thats catching the mouse ..

Lockdownlovernotfromliverpool · 06/01/2021 14:57

Some mner is missing a snake. Could be useful for the mouse!!

IgiveupallthenamesIwantedareg0 · 06/01/2021 15:07

OP: "Google says I might die"- well, we all know that Dr. Google is the absolute best on medical advice!

PainterInPeril · 06/01/2021 15:19

I came on to say it was more stupid to Google than to eat the cheese, but ended up laughing out loud at the comments! Especially the snake comment!Grin

KrakowDawn · 06/01/2021 15:27

Sorry to brie the bearer of bad news.... but you're going to die anyway, at some point!

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