To think this was stupid?

[wishywashy6]

I just ate a mouldy cheese slice.... Google
says I might die. Thoughts?

YABU - you'll be fine
YANBU - say your goodbyes

@MichelleScarn

And then swallow a dog to catch the cat thats catching the mouse ..

And then swallow a 🐄 to catch the 🐶 to catch the 🐈 to catch the 🐁 to catch 🧀 …

It'll be fondue see what happens to you. I reckon you'll turn into a Munster!

If you are and Old Lady as per the true tale op of course you are a gonner op..

Are you still alive op?

You are gorgonzola'ed now

I never understood why you wouod swallow a cow to catch a dog I mean its a fucking vegetarian why would it be catching a DOG

Most people will have double Gloucester over it but you can't stay under a Roquefort ever.

@Purplecatshopaholic

Are you still alive op?

So far!

I raclette eating it though

I Dairylea say you'll recover. But we'll all chèvre a tear for you if you don't.

Google is correct.
You will die.
That is the only guaranteed fact for anything that is alive.
What google doesn't know is where, when or how.
So relax and take it cheesy. Have edam good evening.
You will brie fine.
No gouda bout it.

Not a grate thing to have done.

Yarg gonna die one day whatever happens.

If dr google says your gonna die I would prepare for a very long life!

You’re brieing ridiculous it’ll be fine. At your cott age you should know better

You must be (em)mental

You are all crackers.

i'm cream crackered

You're all being very philly

What a terrible feta you'll suffer, OP.

Still feeling ok

Ricotta get through the next 24hrs

I'm Laughing like a Cow here.

If you did die we'd all be so halloumiliated

You ate visible mould? Just take off 2mm surely, then if you can't see any it's all good!

Mooove along no more jokes to read here....

YABU there are a million worse things.

@Sarahandduck18

YABU there are a million worse things.

It was only meant to be a Philadelphia light hearted spread

I think you've read whey too much into it ...