To ask if anyone already has terrible post-sprout wind?

[Teapot55]

I seemed to get it within 3 hours!

Sorry if I've offended anyone.

Is it the sprouts or stuffing-I’m in agony!

We've had sprouts AND cauliflower. We've got a few strategically placed windows slightly open.

DH and DS are in separate rooms. It is ever thus. Christmas brings a rich and special fermentation fuelled by cruciferous vegetables, bread sauce, fatty stuffing and pigs, followed by a dried fruit pudding and cream. It combines to present a less than exquisite sulphurous cocktail. "Don't strike a light" has already been uttered.

Sprouts, red cabbage, lentil nut roast...

It’s bad here. Send help!

Did you have stuffing? Its pretty windy here. Stuffing is a terrible culprit

Northernsoullover sage and onion pork stuffing yes. Paxo usually gives me awful wind but we didn't have that. It must be the sprouts and red cabbage. Trouble is I love cold leftovers about this time so tonight is going to be toxic.

It's a constant problem for some of us

Awful! Been blaming it on the dog all afternoon and just went to do it again but realised she was outside...oops.

No, it's the stuffing! I'm blown up like I'm six months pregnant

Nut roast, sprouts and cabbage here too. Plus a ton of prosecco and all the cheese. Me and DH sleeping in seperate rooms tonight

Not today but we had jerusalem artichokes yesterday and I spent the evening doing cat and cow poses to try to release the trapped results!! Whilst also doing last minute wrapping.

DH took photos

Never trust a fart on Christmas day.

I had terrible trapped wind earlier and the sparkling wine with lunch didn't help. I didn't know Paxo was bad, I had that too, and sprouts, no wonder I was in agony!!

I've had to light candles all around my dad. Now I know why my mum never brought him sprouts! 🤢🤮
Tomorrow the lounge will stink of farts.

YES Omg every time I have a roast since becoming vegetarian —so I think it must be the stuffing/nut roast for me as always had the sprouts before. Glad it’s not just me, I honestly started to think maybe I had some serious intestine illness.

I literally would never have thought it could have been the stuffing. Bloody paxo!!!!

I had some of my comedy farts - all bark and no bite - about an hour after lunch but they were almost definitely the stuffing. Bread makes me windier than anything else, tbh. Apart from cheese but I rarely eat that because it does more than make me fart.

It’s so bad here I’m not entirely sure what’s me and what’s the dog!

I had sprouts, cauliflower, stuffing AND nut roast. DH has already told me that I need to get it out of my system before bed.

I am blaming my on coke zero

I've had terribly smelly stuffing farts all afternoon. Happens every time I have stuffing. Starts about an hour afterward and lasts about two days. They are horrendous. DH is revolted. We usually wake up the following day to a bedroom that absolutely reeks and have to open the windows. I can't even describe how awful they are. :-)

No sprouts here but broccoli, stuffing, parsnips, carrots, and mushy peas. Oh dear lord. Hurricane Fanny a-comin'! Batten down the hatches!

A family member has had sprouts three days running and is having the same issue 😅 (it isn't me!!)

Only have to start peeling them and himself starts. Couple that with cauliflower cheese and we are a nuclear zone.

Dh arse has been leaking veg farts since he swallowed the fuckers 😂😂