To ask if anyone already has terrible post-sprout wind?

[Teapot55]

I seemed to get it within 3 hours!

Sorry if I've offended anyone.

Ha, no! I did some red cabbage and the kitchen smelt like cat was windy. I didn't bother to serve that up

I find the combination of sprouts, cauliflower, and stuffing, followed by Stilton an hour or so later, has rendered my farts especially noxious.

Mine started around 5pm, stuffing, cauliflower, sprouts. You can taste them (not envy)

My husband is literally repulsed by me this evening. Works out great for me though as he’s sleeping in spare room so I’ve the super king bed to myself!!

I blame the stuffing!

Cauliflower, onion gravy, Swede, sage & onion stuffing... We had the impromptu farting contest with hidden rounds (noisy but dull, silent but deadly, noxious attack and immediate danger for human life) which appears to be carrying over to Boxing Day.

I have opened the bedroom window. Wide.

Yes, my Labrador. He does have the decency to look thoroughly embarrassed though.

Never occurred to me that stuffing causes this. All four of us have raised the roof with gas since dinner. Which is problematic because my partner doesn't fart often but when he does, he has made me throw up once (my fag reflex is the snowiest snowflake of a thing, very sensitive).

Paxo really, I didn't know. Have been really bad tonight and didn't know why. Not had sprouts etc. Bloody paxo. Am in agony. Hanging near the bathroom worried I am going to be sick or get diarrhoea. Came on here to take me mind off it and found this. Any suggestions for the pain?

I done a few loud ones after the Christmas pudding and stomach still making noises

The dog ate some escapee sprouts. I say escapee... they have no place on a normal person's plate...
The absolute STENCH 🤮

can't.... stop.... FARTING

And there she blows

I'm glad I've enlightened some of you about Paxo! No solutions though I'm afraid. I've had my late-night pickings of gammon, stuffing, bread sauce and sprouts so here we go again!

I don't think mine was the sprouts.

More likely the chestnut stuffing. Or possibly the sage, onion, pecan and apricot stuffing. Or both.

Was reading this thread and my cat is sat on one of those cardboard scratch boxes. Usually his are few and far between and silent
Except it kind of echoed off the scratch box, he bricked himself, looked at his bum and now won't go near the scratch box

DH and I have each accused the other of turning the bedroom into a toxic fug. It's horrific and definitely the paxo for me. DS is just as bad so his room is going to be a teenage delight in the morning.

Yes and I'm working a night shift and trying to hold them in. I keep popping outside and let rip.

Had cauliflower and no movement at all.

Broccoli is a different story however. It's actually painful. And friggin reeks

It's your own fault. If you are going to ingest the devil's evil green rocks then why be surprised when he messes with your rear end, making your sphincter sound like a barn door in a hurricane.

NEVER eat the stalks of cruciferous vegetables. Chew the remainder well before swallowing. Makes a huge difference.

Just don't eat Brussels sprouts then. I only ever have one out of kindness to whoever cooked the lunch, and this year as on my own, none at all.

Weirdly, they haven't affected me this year.

Christmas pudding and cream is the culprit.

Try peppermint tea to ease it - usually works for me. I spent last Christmas in bloody agony from the sprouts.