What's in your lap right now?

[Kumquatsquash]

This is my new best friend. Was originally a birthday gift for DD a few months ago but I've fell in love with him and now he's mine (once she's gone to bed)

We sit and watch Netflix together every night and he sits on my knee staring at the screen! 😂

Plotting how to kill you ...

This is our new as yet unnamed cat, loves a lap but prefers DH sadly.

@worried74 Oh my goodness, how adorable!

Poor snake.

@Kumquatsquash looks can be deceiving, she is normally a whirling dervish

A hot water bottle.
I have so many burns because of hot water bottles but love them so much I'm happy to be scarred for life.
I generally end up sleeping with a hot water bottle stuck between an arm, or a leg, and the bed, and wake up in the morning with my skin being like bubble wrap. Basically slow cooked myself.
And if anything, I'm now a pro when it comes to treat burns.

What's the name of the little guy OP?

My little girl because she wont go down in her cot, would rather cuddle daddy on the sofa!

A kindle.
Quite fancy a snake though! They are adorable.

My laptop

Oooh lovely snake. What's he called?

Adorable kitten. Call him Antonio (as in Banderas AKA Puss In Boots).

My 10year old niece who is howling because she misses mummy and wants to go home. Can I feed her to your snake?

Hedgehog!

Everyone has something cute! I don't. I like a cushion on my lap

Crisp crumbs! DCat has left for the night to terrorise the neighbourhood. She mistimed leaving the house this morning so was stuck in. Ate her tea when we got home and promptly vamoosed.

Fab snake, BTW x

Dog always on one of us

We joke that as they were bred for elderly Chinese ladies one of us gets to be that elderly lady every night

Laptop

(Are Laptops really stone-aged? I am so out of touch........)

My iPad.

Cute kitten

Not so sure about the snake though,..

Gorgeous snake!!!
I've got an almost finished sock in my lap

A Hungarian Vizsla and her scraggy little bit of teddy❤️

Teething baby 😩

Try again with photo!🤦🏻‍♀️

The tin of Roses I said I wouldn’t open until Christmas

A hottie and ear buds.

I have a few red patches myself, FastFood