To be worried about DH??

[fishandchipswilly]

For starters this isn't a troll. I'm very embarrassed to be having to post this here because none of my friends have a fucking clue.
Dh's willy smells of fish and chips. It started two days ago and to be honest i'm a bit worried.
The only thing fishy he's eaten is some mackerel on toast for breakfast four days ago so it can't be that surely??
I can't cope with his smelly willy. It's putting me off sex. It's gross.
It isn't affecting his performance but it's so smelly and vinegary and willyish and fishy that it's making me want to leave him!!!
What do I do About Dhs Smelly Willy??? for fucks sake I dont want to have to fucking post this!!!

I'm also worried this is some sort of health issue

STD

STD????? Fucks sake.

"For starters this isn't a troll"

Good because if you get banned, you'll have to say Tartar to your thread.

I'm only looking for answers so I won't be devastated. I'm embarrassed to fucking post this because my stupid lazy smelly willy DH isnt assing to get up from his willy fish ass and get fucking checked

Tartare sauce??

Failing that he needs checking Out swabs etc might have a bit of thrush

Does his ass smell of curry sauce?

Why on earth would my husband put Tartar sauce on his willy?

On the off chance that this is real, maybe ask him to wash.

Tartar sauce is a well known natural dick hardener OP

If he's cleaned himself properly and the smell is persisting then obviously he needs to go to his GP?

I couldn't think of any fish and chip puns so I went obvious and sensible. Soz!

Have you tried a bit of salt and a slice of bread and butter?

@WorraLiberty superb

This really isn't the plaice to ask this...

Fish AND chips? There's a potato smell too?

I've been craving fish and chips all week and now youve ruined it for me. Thanks a lot OP

You'll have to do batter than this, OP - as you can sea, no one took the bait and you're gillty of trolling. Unfortunately, Mumsnet is not the plaice for you.

Good luck with your DH. If it doesn't work out, there's plenty more fi...

Are you sure it’s not battered sausage ?

@YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet

You'll have to do batter than this, OP - as you can sea, no one took the bait and you're gillty of trolling. Unfortunately, Mumsnet is not the plaice for you.

Good luck with your DH. If it doesn't work out, there's plenty more fi...

😂😂😂

@YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet

You'll have to do batter than this, OP - as you can sea, no one took the bait and you're gillty of trolling. Unfortunately, Mumsnet is not the plaice for you.

Good luck with your DH. If it doesn't work out, there's plenty more fi...

Hahaha. Love this!

You say it's putting you off sex? Your husband's genitals suddenly become less than fragrant and your first thought isn't to decline sex until he's been checked out but to ask the internet! I'd be quite concerned about the possibility of an STD.

Cod we leave this thread up please @YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet?

Is he acting koi about it all?

If this is real - IF - then I’d say some kind of infection.