Well not to brag
I got up at 5am (forgot to turn off my alarm)
Went downstairs and did some stretches (dog had an accident in the kitchen so I stretched to clean it up)
I then had a light breakfast and speciality coffee (frosties and asda specially selected Italian blend instant coffee).
Then spent some time in the garden enjoying the outdoors and balancing myself for the day (was cleaning up dog shit in the garden)
Then did a bit of work (only managed a bit because I couldnt get dual screens working and the speakers ar inexplicably not working for microsoft teams).
Then DP brought me croquet monsieur for lunch, which we enjoyed on the patio while ds and the dog floricked around the garden (I made ds to outside and get some fresh air , becaus he looks downright pasty, while me and dp had a ham and cheese sandwich sat on 2 plastic chairs on the paved bit at the back of out terraced house. Ds had cheese on toast)
I then did some more work (actually got it working with the help of some well placed F words and the IT team).
Now I am relaxing in a luxurious bath that my dp loving ran me. (Dp usually has the house to himself during the day so has found it a bit full on having us here interrupting his routine, he ran me a bath because I burst into tears, terrified about corona, my job, my kids, my parents and , probably, because he wanted some time alone, without the background noise of me swearing at my laptop.
See op, depends on how you write it. My day was normal. But I could make it sound oh so much more glamorous.
The people I know who post shit like this forget we known them in RL and I would bet money, they are talking shit.