subtle ways to say "fuck you"

[strictlymomdancing]

I just got an email from someone I'm having a bit of a disagreement with (won't go into details, but work related) and it is signed 'take care'.

And it just makes me think she's telling me to fuck off.

What do other MNetters think?

It just got me thinking, what other ways are there to say "fuck you" in a subtle way?

My sister lives in the states and its common over there to say "bless your heart"

And we know Mrs Brown - "that's nice".

Anything else?

If I write "I hope it works out" I mean your batshit mo-fo

"Fondest Regards"

"With respect"

I notice some people use "kindly" when they are, err, a bit annoyed. As in "kindly provide" etc.

Regards, Strictly.

Do not put 'Kind regards'

Just ‘Regards’

I've seen "may you get all the happiness you deserve" on the leaving card of someone we were only all too pleased to see the back of

Someone has beaten me to it but I always 'Regards' rather than Kind regards' if I want to tell them to fuck off.

I also say 'As per your your e mail' too

One I hate to receive is "I'm sorry you feel that way"

may you get all the happiness you deserve

I was the recipient of this on a FB message on my wedding day, from a friend I’d sort of fallen out with. It was definitely a “fuck you” and made me laugh

Mumsnet mods use 'Go Well' when responding to snippy posts. I use that on Twitter as a subtle 'fuck you very much'.

Start your response with "Thank you for your email."

Yes I use:
Regards,
Or
Best,

With respect, intercourse yourself

@icecreamsundae32 has it... but for emphasis I would write "with the greatest possible respect..."

"As per my last email" as in fucking read it properly the first time!!!

Yes, 'as per my email dated ... (please see attached)'

'Regards'

'I would kindly suggest/request'

'Please see attached' - and nothing else - is the biggest 😂

Aww how lovely for you

You must be so proud

said to smug people

There seems to have been some confusion (because you are a fucking idiot)

But “I’m sorry you feel that way” is a big fuck you. That’s what I say to the kids when they ate whinging about not getting to stay up till midnight playing xbox.

"Kindly" do something or "as per my email". Signing off with "regards" not "kind regards". I'm also that bitch that sends "A gentle reminder".

I use "Please let me know if I can help further."

Everyone knows I mean eff off and leave me alone.

"I don't think I explained that very well" = why don't you fucking read what I wrote, you utter nitwit

Also "I appreciate it is an incredibly busy time for you..." (aka I just observed you browsing gym gear on the internet for half an hour)

"Ahh, good for you"

Said to people who are showing off.

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