Slightly drunk....and have ordered takeaway

[TakemetoPluto]

Soooo.... I am slightly tipsy, and have ordered takeaway (chicken wrap with salad if anyone wants to know) AIBU as my husband is fast asleep in a drunken stupor and none the wiser! On another note, if your husband is snoring the night away... What would you order!? 😂

yanbu for ordering takeaway you are unreasonable for ordering something even remotely healthy! Hope you enjoy it though

Chicken Kebab, chips, two cans of fanta

I did this last night when my husband was still at work. A bloody great big burger and salad. Completely worth it. Get it down ya girl!

Chicken biryani garlic nan and a lager. Enjoy your takeaway.

Yanbu, I'm jealous, would love a takeaway right now!

Only thing nice on the menu at this time of night!!! Quickest takeaway too😂 if I'm ill in the morning I only have my drunken self to blame! 😂

Chicken tikka biryani, peshwari naan and some sprite.

Chicken wrap with salad?

Sweet and sour chicken balls for me please. Ideally with neon pink sauce like some I bought in Glasgow a couple of years back.

I think your chicken wrap with salad sounds quite civilised and contained. I hope it's lovely. I'd probably order a cheeseburger but then moan about the fact that it has no chips included 😤😭😩

Yum yum....... that is all xx

But you DID get chips too! Yay!

Is this a "takeaway" because it looks like a Boots meal deal. Bless you. Crack on, guilt free ❤️

Living rurally we don't have the option of home delivery. Jealous.

Ha! Glasgow salad (AKA chips). I like it OP. Hope it’s fabulous.

Chocolate cake with cream

💜😂😂 Everything

I’d get soup dumplings and hot oil dumplings or half a Peking duck and scoff the lot. I have done that actually when the rest have ordered burgers before. Suckers

Snoring from the other half, yet I can imagine the sulks in the morning.... Double vodka and red bulls on special offer is enough to teach him the hard way! On a happier note halfway through the chicken wrap and chips.... It was not ordered and arrived within 6 minutes.... The takeaway is not that good, I think I wrote, deleted and rewrote the original post 15 times, before doing my first AIBU.... Is it wrong whilst I feel slightly ill from stuffing my face in a super quick time, I have a chufty badge on my first AIBU? I know I have to deal with it tomorrow, but for now..... I feel like I belong 😂🙈

I'm jealous as I'm hungry as I'm intermittent fasting.

I'd go for some noodles from a chinese. Dp doesn't like Chinese.

I'm loving this post!
MN is usually full of "my MIL (the dragon from hell)" or "DH wanks too much over pornhub" or "is this CF parked in the wrong fucking place?"

Ha ha haha haaaaa!

Oh my husband is a Chinese monster! Takeaway fiend obviously I'm quite happy he's asleep, I've demolished a chicken wrap with salad in super quick speed, left chips, I know he will place in the air fryer to reheat tomorrow.... Do I love him any less, nope I'm that kind of savage that would demolish them cold! I am now sitting with the French doors wide open, having a drunken cigarette, and know that now I have filled my face.... I will have a slightly less of a hangover to develop! And in the morning when he cannot remember the night before, I shall tell him we shared it! 😂

I ordered a chow mien 🙌

Enjoy!

@SomeLikeItTepid I am glad your enjoying my drunkeness..... I am rather glad I am not one of those original postings, that seem to rock AIBU, I am dreading the slight headache, but happy of the teasing of the husband for a fair few hours, and be adamant we shared this takeaway left on the side, if I reach at least over 100 comments, (to give me a page two on my first AIBU) I may even own up, and tell him I demolished it, or say that he did, and has to do an extra workout this week 😂🙈 What would you do????