to temporarily flounce from Mumsnet?

[coatlessinspokane]

I have one week of work. I'm not going on holiday because I have no money.

However...

I am NOT going to spend the week on the sofa in my PJs, surfing Mumsnet and endlessly refreshing threads on FWR, AIBU and Relationships, whilst occasionally calling out for pizza and sushi.

No I am not.

I'm going to get up, get dressed and spend the week on noble pursuits: cycling, reading those papery things called books, learning another language, painting the flat, productive things.

So, farewell my beautiful MNers. Please don't have any newsworthy crises or classic-making threads whilst I'm gone. No new words, no new cancelling the cheques, no new ways to describe a vulva. Please be boring in my absence.

I love you. I miss you already and I will see you this time next week.

I have one week of work off Lord, I can't even flounce properly.

At least use flouncers corner

Good idea. We will hold you to your words.

Goodbye for now op. We'll be here when you return. Have a lovely break. Xx

Who are you?

Flounce one-niner you are now cleared for take-off.

No no no Snow you are doing mnet wrong.
The correct response is...
Off you fuck then, you won't be missed.
But I'm not sure we can say that in AIBU, flouncers corner!

We've forgotten you already.
Just sayin'

At least use flouncers corner

Ah I will miss that, the missing of points!

Thank you clever I appreciate the metaphor. I do feel somewhat like one of those women pilots during the war: scared but excited.

But i will be back

I sometimes think that strapping up my thumbs might help me reclaim my life #toptip

You're already back! You never left. You can't. Ha.

Welcome to the hotel muuuumsnet....

Well, if you’re going to go to all the effort of flouncing, we’ll be wanting photographic evidence of this when you come back: I'm going to get up, get dressed and spend the week on noble pursuits: cycling, reading those papery things called books, learning another language, painting the flat, productive things.

Partly so I can remember what all of those look like...

See you later tonight😁

I bet you're only planning to do some cycling while you're on your flounce so that you can start a thread about it when you return in a few hours time after your week#s break.

Or you could flounce temporarily.

we’ll be wanting photographic evidence of this when you come back

ooh that may actually inspire me to do those things!

@Wheat2Harvest

Or you could flounce temporarily.

Now you're just being a pedant.

Are you going to come back and bore everyone with your new cycling hobby? You'll meet plenty of MN DHs out pursuing their hobby.

@coatlessinspokane

You just can't leave, can you?

I can stop posting any time I choose personally

You're still here aren't you @coatlessinspokane

I give you til Tuesday.

Come back, Coatless.

There have been many interesting threads since you last posted.

That made me lol!

I might have a similar break, spend far too much time here.

Can’t believe you got faces, there are way too many miserable people here! 😀

Take me with yoooooooo.....

I have calluses on my thumb with holding the iPad too much. I’m totally addicted and have a gazillion things on my to do list.

Your not allowed to know what mumsnetters husbands do for an activity its very outting remember.
Enjoy your flounce OP I tend to be here without realising it half the time its a real habit!