My lunch mate just stole my crisps!

[Coldemort]

Right out of my hand. Here's the little bugger in action

Tomato and herb. They were on offer and tbh a bit rank so might have done me a favour. Could have asked though #rude

I would report him for theft.

Have you logged it with 101? Or emailed HR?

Oh.... do you think I should keep a log of incidents? He also held onto my arm quite inappropriatly

That's so inappropriate!

Take his nuts.

Could you bring him a bowl next time, so he doesn't get crumbs on the grass.

I know we shouldn't diagnose over the Internet but he's clearly got NPD

OMG, I must have his buddy living in my garden,he`s just half inched my peach and sat next to me eating it, that is so taking the pee.

Kill it. NOW!!!!!!!!

A deer once stole my Golden Wonder cheese and onion crisps. I have never forgotten it (it was about 40 years ago).

LTB

I once got mugged by a sheep in the Lake District who stole my sandwich

I had potted squirrel in a restaurant once - it was quite nice - the ultimate revenge for eating your lunch would be to have him for lunch tomorrow.

A sheep stole my luncheon meat & piccalilli sandwich when I was little. Then scarfed my half a pork pie. Cute little lambs my arse!

A squirrel stole the last bite of my cream cake out of my hand a few years ago.

Sat beside me while he ate it then bit my big toe as he ran off

Rude

Luncheon meat and picalilli! That poor unsuspecting lamb was in for quite the shock.

Little furry food-stealing ninjas they are. Throw acorns at him till he apologises.

When I was little, the squirrels in my local park used to take monkey nuts etc from your hand.

Unfortunately, they aren't all that tame, one bit my mum once.

Now, they probably shank you for whatever you've got.

A bastard seagull swooped down and swiped my ds's falafel from his wrap.

Rude. You need to get a dog op, or call the police!!

Absolute twat.

Log it with 101.

Doing you a favour. Keeping your waistline slim.