My lunch mate just stole my crisps!

[Coldemort]

Right out of my hand. Here's the little bugger in action

LTB!

A monkey ate my cheese, a whole block with the wrapper still on.

Request a meeting with HR.

Get your nuts in a row!

Might be enough to make a pair of gloves from him. Seems a fair trade.

A swan once swiped my baguette. I was not happy.

A camel tried to steal my kids teddy. Same camel stole a plastic flower from my other kids hair.