What fresh hell is this?!

[ThatCurlyGirl]

Staying with a friend.

I can't even.

Do I fix it?

Do I tell them how wrong this is?

Do I end the friendship?

If DP did this I'd obviously LTB.

Unless... am I wrong? Have I been doing this wrong all my life?

SEND HELP.

(Lighthearted, obvs)

@TixieLix

Foldgasm here too. A far cry from the bog standard ones. Fold my roll and fold it GOOD shall be my mantra going forwards.

apostropheuse

Did a MAN tell you that? Release yourself from the Rimiarchy!

I put glasses rim down and mugs rim up, I'm all confused about my identity now! Am I rimcurious?

Your friend is sick & not in the modern sense.

*apostropheuse

Did a MAN tell you that? Release yourself from the Rimiarchy*

Just because I don't have a penis doesn't mean I'm cerebrally challenged. FFS

So much rimsplaining going on here...

At least it’s white, my (not so d)H brought home yellow once.

BadgersBum

Join us in WAR (Women against Rimmage) and see if it's for you. Time will tell.

apostropheuse you've been challenged and now you're on the defensive. The rim apologist is strong in you.

Your friend is correctly hanging loo roll

YABU

HTH

@Homeallday

Oh god I'm so sorry, you sound so strong to have dealt with that. I guess it's better than pink but I know that doesn't help when you're in the fog of confusion you must be now. Stay strong, you can do this.

So much rimsplaining going on here...

It's sickening. No wonder I was duped for so long.

@Homeallday

not yellow ones thank fuck.

Please stop calling her a friend.

Friends don’t do this to each other.

Thank you for the support. It’s been hard, but after years of counselling I think I’m getting through it now, though his thread has triggered me.

But that is the right way. DH hangs it the wrong way. We use separate bathrooms

I have just had to check how the roller blind is hung in the bathroom, and it is the correct way ie the way I hang the loo roll.

I've nominated this thread for classics, maybe it will help prevent future generations from suffering as we have.

I think I'm officially a TERF

Toilet Experience Response Fetishist.

I regret nothing.

(Also I know I'm breaking the fourth wall so ignore this but I'm in hospital having brain damage scans now and you lot are fucking BRILLIANT keeping me distracted. Im the only one smiling in the waiting room and fuck me I'm grateful. As you were.)

@ChardonnaysPrettySister

Truth hurts but you're right. A friendship cannot be built on a lie. Radiators and drains. And loo rolls.

You just need this.

I think we should all have a go at 'Toilet Roll Origami' (search for it on Pintrest to get instructions). This is my attempt at a heart .

OP - don't you mean cutted up pear not grapes?!

hope you're feeling better - I don't know how I could get over this level of betrayal in a friendship, I could never use her toilet again... wails

@ThatCurlyGirl

Ah! obviously your brain can't cope with the Hideous Things You've Witnessed In Toilets.

As I kid I used to stay at my aunt's house. She did this so of course I corrected it. Then I heard her saying to my dad on the phone that I was 'too much trouble'. Went home the next day and never stayed again.

Izal’s really good for origami though.