To have eaten all the tiger bread

[IHaventGotAnyStuff]

That's it, I've eaten half a baguette. The other half is for DH.

Backstory, I'll try not to drip feed. We're having stew and said baguette for dinner. The stew simmering on the stove. I prepped the bread while DH puts LO down for the night and ended up taking little slices off every minute or so and finishing my portion. DH is still putting LO down.

WIBU to have demolished it? It was tasty and I dont regret a thing

So not ALL of the tiger bread, just all of my portion for dinner. Stew only for me... unless I whip up some dumplings...

You didn’t eat it all. And YANeverU to eat the tiger bread anyway.

YANBU. I just ate the whole tub of Pringles.

If I were you I would eat the remaining half and deny it ever existed; you have destroyed all evidence!

I just dont understand what makes it's so tasty I can eat a load with just marg! I never do that with a regular loaf

Tiger bread is carbohydrate crack, especially when buttered. You were powerless against the bread - in fact you did well to leave your dh’s share - that is pretty much superhuman control!

@MrsLinManuelMiranda dont tempt me! DH is struggling with LO upstairs, I couldn't possibly do that to him... could I? I've decamped from the kitchen to the front room to prevent any further tiger bread related incidents

Next time try the salt and pepper bread. Lush.

@SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius thanks for your post. It's been a pretty difficult 15-20 minutes. I didn't think anyone would understand what I've been through.

@Skinandbones where do I get that?! Aw man, Tiger bread is definitely a gateway carb!

Tiger bread (or giraffe bread?) is SO moreish. YADNBU.

I’d eat his share and claim it fell on the floor

I'd cut DH's bit in half and have that with the stew. It's the chefs prerogative to eat the tiger bread when prepping it!

I wouldn't be sorry either!

So that's 2 (potentially 3) posts suggesting I should just eat the other half. Maybe give DH double stew for dinner to compensate...?

Deny all knowledge of tiger bread. Lose any evidence it existed.

A stray dog that you've never seen before ran in and grabbed it and ran off quickly.

Split the portion between you both and say you're both cutting back.

YANBU. I can easily devour a jalapeño and 3 cheese loaf from Tesco in one sitting.

The complain that i look 4 months pregnant.

I'd love to know what makes it so moreish too! Wtf they put in it?
Skin, wheres that from?

YABVVVVU to eat it with bloody MARG!!!!

You need real butter, lurpak or CountryLife. I would also give half of the remaining each it your OH doesn't know how much there was in the first place.

It's tiger bread- so YANBU to eat the rest.

If you ate my half of the tiger bread while I put the baby to bed I would divorce you.

Don't, whatever you do, try dunking tiger bread in blue cheese dip... You will regret it (well, you won't, but you will get fat like me)

To those suggesting i split whats left, DH bought it on the way home so he knows how big it was.

To those suggesting salt and pepper bread, 4 cheese and jalapeno bread and blue cheese dip... like I dont have enough on my plate! Pun intended!

You are unreasonable to have not eaten it all and blamed it on the 🧚🏻‍♀️

(Yes it is the crack of the bread world- I really want some now)

Man I wish I wasn’t on this stupid no carb diet! If anything can break it, it’s tiger bread with lots of butter. Proper salted butter! This is the reason I’m on a diet in the first place 🤣