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when dp says he has earache to down half a bottle of wine and squeeze into my pvc nurses outfit and parade with my syringe in an erotic and enticing manner?

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twinsetandpearls · 28/07/2007 23:20

Who knows I may be able to cure him!

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Pan · 28/07/2007 23:23

oh stop boasting.

twinsetandpearls · 28/07/2007 23:24

Belive me if you saw me you would know there is no boasting.

Have just peaked at dp and he is holding his tooth and groaning, I think from pain rather than in sexual anticipation.

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Charlottesweb · 28/07/2007 23:26

So why'd you do it if the poor bloke won't be able to perform if he is in pain?

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twinsetandpearls · 28/07/2007 23:28

because IABU !

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twinsetandpearls · 28/07/2007 23:29

I gave him some more painkillers about 15mins ago so am going in in about fifteen minutes!

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KerryMumbledore · 28/07/2007 23:30

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BigGitDad · 28/07/2007 23:31

Drug him up with painkillers first then you may get lucky, but I warn you now when they wear off in the middle of the night he is going to wake you up again! (and not in a good way either!)

BigGitDad · 28/07/2007 23:32

Kerry, does this count as nice? I think so though the DH may not think so

twinsetandpearls · 28/07/2007 23:33

I am not quite sure KerryMumbledore I have pinched it from dd dressing up box as I thought it would make a good prop, I have also pinched her prescription pad and those things you need to listed to a heartbeat. THe hat is my own though!

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MrsSpoon · 28/07/2007 23:33

I'm confused, who is wearing the nurses' outfit? You or your DP?

KerryMumbledore · 28/07/2007 23:33

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twinsetandpearls · 28/07/2007 23:34

Me, well not yet as I am not sure how long I can waer it for and breath and a bit of light suffocation is not in the menu.

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twinsetandpearls · 28/07/2007 23:34

God no all nurses know your bum is only to push things out of.

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BigGitDad · 28/07/2007 23:35

Some people pay a lot of money for a bit of suffocation with their nookie!

twinsetandpearls · 28/07/2007 23:35

ten minutes until kick off time

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Pan · 28/07/2007 23:37

can you do a jpeg link??

twinsetandpearls · 28/07/2007 23:38

I don't quite think dp will be up to his www premiere!

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KerryMumbledore · 28/07/2007 23:40

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Pan · 28/07/2007 23:42
twinsetandpearls · 28/07/2007 23:44

right his 15 minutes are up!

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KerryMumbledore · 28/07/2007 23:45

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twinsetandpearls · 28/07/2007 23:46

oi I heard that!

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