when dp says he has earache to down half a bottle of wine and squeeze into my pvc nurses outfit and parade with my syringe in an erotic and enticing manner?

[twinsetandpearls]

Who knows I may be able to cure him!

[Charlottesweb]

So you're sitting there typing in a PVC nurses outfit

Are you sure your webcam isn't on???

[Pan]

has it suddenly gone warm in here??

[Pan]

how very dare you! A poster describes this frankly sicko scenario...and you ask that of me!!!!!!!!!!!

[Charlottesweb]

[Leati]

My DH says it the cure for everything

[expatinscotland]

With a hurtin' head and a half a pint o' wine.

Oh, Willy, he gave up his wife and children

Just to satisfy your 14ct mind . . .

[EscapeFrom]

TSAP

Your headline left me LAUGHING OUT LOUD

[expatinscotland]

I'm so trashed, Kerry

[expatinscotland]

'Cuz it didn't say anything about Mama

Or prisons

Or guitars

Or train

Or GETTING DRUNK!

Well, I was drunk

The day my mom

gotta outta prison

And I went to pick her up

In the raaaainnnn

But before I could

Get to the station in my pickup truck . . .

She got runned over by a damned ol' train . . .

So, I'll hang around as long as you will let me,

Dahrlin' . . .

You never even called me . . .

Why don't you ever call me?

Why don't you ever call me by my name?

[expatinscotland]

I am too drunk for that, Kerry. And if I ANY brain at all, I'm one who think, 'WTF? How did Kerry end up in Kerry? How did I end up where I am?'

[Charlottesweb]

So, how'd it go then TSAP???


Is he cured???

[Budababe]

All went suspiciously quiet!

[twinsetandpearls]

I managed to cure him and he rose to the occasion

[dissle]

OMG!


if ever i bump into you at soft play etc, i dont think that i shall be able to look you in the eye again knowing this information...


now get yourself off to Florida you hussy

dear God, and you will be visiting Mickey and Minnie at the magic Kingdom, such DEBAUCHERY.

[twinsetandpearls]

God I forgot that a few people in here have met me in real life

[twinsetandpearls]

I am thinking of wearing it for my cinderella story time breakfast

[Charlottesweb]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Glad to hear he was up for it

[dissle]

CLASSY!

LMAO too!

[Budababe]

PMSL! Well done you!

Wish I could get my DH to rise to the occasion.

He did 5 times in one night last week. Unforuntately it was only a dream!

Maybe I need a nurse's uniform?