yes I am, totally and utterly unreasonable, but .. why .. hasn't .. she ... called?

[Twiglett]

water's broke at 11.40

she had a 3.5 hour precipitous labour last time

no way she's still in labour

call, dagnammit, call

(bestest friend)

Either or, but it doesn't need the apostrophe!

Dunno but it's certainly not water's

waters I think

I know that desi

although for some reason I didn't know it when crafting OP

dagnammit the rate of death of my brain cells appears to be increasing rather exponentially

She might well still be in labour - just because it was quick last time doesn't mean that there aren't problems this time! Anyway, your waters can break and labour not start straight away...

Can understand your excitement at wanting news though!!!

it would be rude and obnoxious to text a "SO?" message wouldn't it?

Twig, sometimes births are different (longer) between 1st and 2nd - mine was much longer 2nd time round! Try not to worry, I'm sure they'll let you know as soon as they can. Sooo frustrating though, isn't it? You could call the mat ward if you really can't wait but I don't think I'd send a text or anything, just in case....

yabu! it's just soooo not about you!

is she in hospital? or at home?

I beg to differ BK .. it is totally about me

she's at home .. why? do you think I should nip round?

send her a pizza?

and it's dagnabb it

Definitely , ask to borrow a cup of sugar.

it's either a girl or a boy - don't sweat it

it is not dagnabbit .. its patently dagnammit

its a boy... yet again

is it fuck as like

text her and ask her to join us on this thread

Lovely

Bet she's sore.

{I mean that in a sympathetic way}

it farkin' well is GS

I'm with greeny on the nabb not namm

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dagnammit

doggonit anyone?

I think it's utterly unreasonable that her waters have broken. How dare they be gone when some of us are still intact?

Agnes