yes I am, totally and utterly unreasonable, but .. why .. hasn't .. she ... called?

[Twiglett]

water's broke at 11.40

she had a 3.5 hour precipitous labour last time

no way she's still in labour

call, dagnammit, call

(bestest friend)

Pop round and ask her to make you some tea. Then stay until 11pm.
We will expect an AIBU thread from her tomorrow!

Agnes .. she was due last week to be fair

So was I!

Hope all is well and that you get your call soon

Agnes