To think Texas Chain Saw Masseur is not that scary

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I have watched it for the first time today after being put off in my youth by friends saying it’s the scariest thing ever.
It was actually laughable in parts

Going by the title, think you might have watched the porn version.

Obviously auto correct has not been your friend here but what a premise

Bloody autocorrect I meant Massacre obviously and I know chainsaw is all one word
But maybe Texas Chainsaw masseur would have been more scary

Um.....

Having my body touched by a stranger is right up there on my list of horrors.

Masseur?......hmm,sounds interesting

Massuer not scary at all...the Massacre made me sleep with the lights on.

Massuer? Masseur? I would blame my phone but I have no idea.

You know those ‘blooper reel’ TV shows? I think that MN should do an ‘Autocorrect fail’ thread.

A chainsaw masseur would be pretty cutting edge ....

At the time it was released it was the goriest thing out so that would be why it was scary then.

Being massaged with a chainsaw would not be a particularly pleasurable experience, I imagine.

massages have changed since my day....

It’s all relative, I don’t think it’s scary but it’s very gory and upsetting!

Hahaha. the responses are great.

It’s horrible, particularly leather face, and when the old man is hitting her with a small hammer

Which ones did you watch?
The early ones from the 70s and 80s are ridiculous

The 2 from the 00s (The one with the Jessica Biel, and The Beginning) are jumpy and decent

I haven’t seen any of the ones made in the last 10 years

Love the title

Have you been massaging anyone's tits recently?

If your masseuse is using a chainsaw, they’re doing it wrong.

I found it very touching personally, if a little too intimate.

I think psychological thrillers creep me out more then full on gore. It was the early film yes

I still find the old one scary , saw a bit recently and had to turn it off, it's so bleak!

massages have changed since my day....

Chainsaw massages are just the latest faddy thing- like ear candling or seaweed wraps.

I must say it's made my local spa a lot less peaceful and they don't seem to get much repeat custom.