AIBU to literally want to kill this fucker?

[Boomsk]

It's a fly.
A small fly. Not quite a midget, but not a big fully grown fly
It's like a teen-aged sized fly? Maybe a tween?

BUT FUCK ME IT IS SO ANNOYING.

AIBU to want to kill it? I don't like killing things But this thing is annoying me (I do kill spiders though - no ethics about those).

Do you mean midget OP or midges?

I don’t kill spiders.
I catch them and release them into the wild.
Flies?
No
Dispatch immediately.
They are revolting and they eat shit and have poo on their feet

I think I meant midge?

I sprayed the spray.

I actually feel bad.

I'm a fucking wuss!

Oh he's alive! The bastard!

Funky Cold Medina 😉

Fucking hell - I'll have myself dead at this rate.

Sprayed again and I'm feeling a little chilled out........

Stop inhaling it!

Is fly spray something you can get high on?

Probably

I'm not inhaling it! I'm spraying the delinquent and then feeling bad cos maybe he's just a teenage fly lol.

Has he started the dying fly break dance yet?

Have read tin and I'm at no risk from my fly spray.

I think my fly is dead

Once they’re down and spinning I tend to drench them with the spray just to be sure

FFS HE'S ALIVE.

Job done

Oh just stand on the fucker

Still fucking flying around to fucking goad me and my spray!

You ever tried to stand on a fly? I've never even seen that happen. And I've watched Karate Kid.

What you have here is a Spray Resistant Super Fly.
I’m afraid you’re going to have to evacuate the house and call in Special Services

I'm sitting here like some sort of weird villain armed with my spray.

Just when I think it's dead, it does a fly-over as a FUCK U to me.

I think this fly is the reincarnation of someone you really pissed off

It’s trying to kill you 😬

I'm surprised it's not a swarm of bees in that case.