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Original poster

AIBU to literally want to kill this fucker?

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Boomsk · 05/05/2019 01:16

It's a fly.
A small fly. Not quite a midget, but not a big fully grown fly
It's like a teen-aged sized fly? Maybe a tween?

BUT FUCK ME IT IS SO ANNOYING.

AIBU to want to kill it? I don't like killing things But this thing is annoying me (I do kill spiders though - no ethics about those).

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BabySoupDragon · 05/05/2019 01:19

Do you mean midget OP or midges?

Greeborising · 05/05/2019 01:20

I don’t kill spiders.
I catch them and release them into the wild.
Flies?
No
Dispatch immediately.
They are revolting and they eat shit and have poo on their feet

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Boomsk · 05/05/2019 01:22

I think I meant midge?

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Boomsk · 05/05/2019 01:23

I sprayed the spray.

I actually feel bad.

I'm a fucking wuss!

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Boomsk · 05/05/2019 01:24

Oh he's alive! The bastard!

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Greeborising · 05/05/2019 01:24

Funky Cold Medina 😉

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Boomsk · 05/05/2019 01:25

Fucking hell - I'll have myself dead at this rate.

Sprayed again and I'm feeling a little chilled out........

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Greeborising · 05/05/2019 01:26

Stop inhaling it!

Original poster
Boomsk · 05/05/2019 01:27

Is fly spray something you can get high on?

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Greeborising · 05/05/2019 01:27

Probably

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Boomsk · 05/05/2019 01:28

I'm not inhaling it! I'm spraying the delinquent and then feeling bad cos maybe he's just a teenage fly lol.

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Greeborising · 05/05/2019 01:29

Has he started the dying fly break dance yet?

Original poster
Boomsk · 05/05/2019 01:30

Have read tin and I'm at no risk from my fly spray.

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Boomsk · 05/05/2019 01:31

I think my fly is dead Sad

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Greeborising · 05/05/2019 01:31

Once they’re down and spinning I tend to drench them with the spray just to be sure

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Boomsk · 05/05/2019 01:31

FFS HE'S ALIVE.

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Greeborising · 05/05/2019 01:32

Job done

Greeborising · 05/05/2019 01:32

Oh just stand on the fucker

Original poster
Boomsk · 05/05/2019 01:32

Still fucking flying around to fucking goad me and my spray!

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Boomsk · 05/05/2019 01:34

You ever tried to stand on a fly? I've never even seen that happen. And I've watched Karate Kid.

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Greeborising · 05/05/2019 01:34

What you have here is a Spray Resistant Super Fly.
I’m afraid you’re going to have to evacuate the house and call in Special Services

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Boomsk · 05/05/2019 01:35

I'm sitting here like some sort of weird villain armed with my spray.

Just when I think it's dead, it does a fly-over as a FUCK U to me.

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Greeborising · 05/05/2019 01:36

I think this fly is the reincarnation of someone you really pissed off

Greeborising · 05/05/2019 01:39

It’s trying to kill you 😬

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Boomsk · 05/05/2019 01:39

I'm surprised it's not a swarm of bees in that case.

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