to be aggrieved that I have not been to the loo unharassed for FORTY EIGHT DAYS.

[jaynehater]

Yes. I have counted. If the little buggers don't turn off their 'loo-dar', I'm going to start soiling myself. Tena Lady, here we come.

I dread public toilets with my 2 dd's.They are fine until I decide,that whilst I'm in there with them,I'll have a wee too.That will immediately prompt one of them to try & open the door mid my wee & the other will start fiddling with the sanitary bin.So I sit there barking out instructions'stop touching everything dd1' 'dd2 leave the door alone'.

Home isn't much better-our bathroom door doesn't shut properly,so I can't even shut them out,so I have dd2 shouting 'Are you doing a poo mummy?' or looking at a tampon with interest & asking 'What dat mummy?'However,dh still hasn't gotten over dd1 looking at him having a wee & observing 'you've got a long bottom,daddy'.

That will be 51 days now.
Wish I had my own personal bathroom

Thank you hathor!

And bellyup...nearly had a Tena lady moment over the string!!