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To think that my neighbour complaining about our noisy sex is over-reacting.

82 replies

RosemaryWoodhouse · 01/07/2007 19:53

He lives in the house next door to us and every time we make love he starts banging on the wall. We're not that noisy and try to keep it down. My sweetheart thinks he's jealous. Anyway, the police came to interview us yesterday because our neighbour had reported us for breaking noise laws. The worst part though was that he had made tapes of us and given them to the police who insisted on playing them to us. The trouble is the walls are paper thin and the police suggested if we can't control our sound levels if would be considerate if we didn't do it late at night. I'm sorry, but I kind of resent being told by the police when and when I cannot have sexual intercourse, and I'm also freaked out that someone is taping me having sex. I'm sure it's illegal to record someone without their consent but the police said it's ok if they record sounds that are coming into their house. In my view it's harrassment, it's not like we're blasting out loud music in the middle of the night. Has anyone else had problems with neighbours reporting them to the police? I would appreciate it if someone could tell me where we stand legally.

OP posts:
BreeVanDerCamp · 01/07/2007 19:54

Do bog off.......................

BreeVanDerCamp · 01/07/2007 19:55

You are the worst sort of troll a really ill educated one.

Ever heard of paragraphs ?

coppertop · 01/07/2007 19:55

Try gagging each other.

gess · 01/07/2007 19:55

weird; half term was a few weeks ago.....

TheArmadillo · 01/07/2007 19:56

RW you are getting really boring.

coppertop · 01/07/2007 19:56

Not you, Bree obviously.

flibbertyjibbet · 01/07/2007 19:57

Rosemary weren't you on another trolly thread last week? Would this be the nights you are having sex to make a baby or are you just noisy when artificially inseminating the sperm you have kept in the fridge from your non-ovulating days???

BreeVanDerCamp · 01/07/2007 19:57

Ah but CT, I am intelligent and well educated and have a legion of MNers to verify that I am not a spooty yoof....

pooka · 01/07/2007 19:57

You sound like Gollum whenever you talk about "my sweetheart". My precioussssssss.....

Bibis · 01/07/2007 19:57

Buy a detached house, or go and shag on top of a mountain, with no internet connection so you can't post about it

lulumama · 01/07/2007 19:57

oh for goodness sake

stop clogging up the board with nonsensical threads would you?

please

this is making me cross, and i don;t do cross

gess · 01/07/2007 19:57

I wonder who the photo is? One of their teachers???

Peachy · 01/07/2007 19:58

Are yu reallya college lecturer?

If yes- why haven't you used paragraphs (as someone said)

if no then why spend time building a profile to troll?

basic legal advice- see the CAb and keep quiet! If you think its a pain now, wait until you conceive

BreeVanDerCamp · 01/07/2007 19:58

The public schools broke up for summer holidays this weekend.

ishouldbeironing · 01/07/2007 19:59

Getting a bit bored with this - get a life [yawn]

gess · 01/07/2007 19:59

ahhh Bree that explains it. Perhaps the photo is of a sister??

tiredemma · 01/07/2007 19:59

Your pic is horrifying. I can almost hear the theme from 'psycho' as I look at it.

get a life you weirdo.

You should be out playing football or something on a night like this- not sat pretending to be a 37 yr old freak of nature.

MrRuffalo · 01/07/2007 20:00

get a new headpiece

old

hat

wishingfourgotone · 01/07/2007 20:00

yes you should keep it down! or not do it!
I also have paper thin walls yet do not expect to hear the neighbours at it or them hear us at it!
your last thread didnt go down to well either!

MrRuffalo · 01/07/2007 20:00

get a new headpiece

old

hat

UnConfident · 01/07/2007 20:00

You mum is shouting you for bed RW!

Time to get your night diaper & pyjamas on.

SaintGeorge · 01/07/2007 20:00

yawn

coppertop · 01/07/2007 20:00

The photo looks like a 14yr-old boy who's been playing with his mum's make-up and bad wig.

LOL at "spotty yoof".

BreeVanDerCamp · 01/07/2007 20:01

She cant get into his room. He has his back up against wanking furiously.

pooka · 01/07/2007 20:01

PMSL LGJ. Blame it on a private education! Makes me glad dd will have a state education.