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To think that my neighbour complaining about our noisy sex is over-reacting.

82 replies

RosemaryWoodhouse · 01/07/2007 19:53

He lives in the house next door to us and every time we make love he starts banging on the wall. We're not that noisy and try to keep it down. My sweetheart thinks he's jealous. Anyway, the police came to interview us yesterday because our neighbour had reported us for breaking noise laws. The worst part though was that he had made tapes of us and given them to the police who insisted on playing them to us. The trouble is the walls are paper thin and the police suggested if we can't control our sound levels if would be considerate if we didn't do it late at night. I'm sorry, but I kind of resent being told by the police when and when I cannot have sexual intercourse, and I'm also freaked out that someone is taping me having sex. I'm sure it's illegal to record someone without their consent but the police said it's ok if they record sounds that are coming into their house. In my view it's harrassment, it's not like we're blasting out loud music in the middle of the night. Has anyone else had problems with neighbours reporting them to the police? I would appreciate it if someone could tell me where we stand legally.

OP posts:
pooka · 01/07/2007 20:01

PMSL LGJ. Blame it on a private education! Makes me glad dd will have a state education.

pooka · 01/07/2007 20:01

oops

Peachy · 01/07/2007 20:01

Dh woke me up a few weeks back to listen to the neighbours at it

he reckoned that we'd need to note the time as evidence for when the police found their bodies next day- both are past 70 and hugely overweight

turned out was her birthday, cards in the window next day

ludaloo · 01/07/2007 20:02

Go and train some dogs....

noddyholder · 01/07/2007 20:02

your sweetheart?

BreeVanDerCamp · 01/07/2007 20:02

Saint George....

ludaloo · 01/07/2007 20:03

or is that Barbara Woodhouse

ScottishMummy · 01/07/2007 20:03

why don't u invite him in and while he is there he can educate you about the difference between your arse and your gob because u appear to be talking out of your arse

paulaplumpbottom · 01/07/2007 20:05

Does it matter how thin the walls are? If he can hear you , its too loud

foxinsocks · 01/07/2007 20:05

lol Peachy

that's our future right in front of your eyes. Sex only on your birthday!

BreeVanDerCamp · 01/07/2007 20:05

Skate park calling...................me thinks...

gess · 01/07/2007 20:05

ah Rosemary Woddhouse

TrinityRhino · 01/07/2007 20:07

wasn't there a stupid trolling weirdo that kept caling her significant other a sweetheart the other day

AbRoller · 01/07/2007 20:08

Same one TR

Blu · 01/07/2007 20:09

Aha, gess, I was about to google RW too.

That makes it quite funny really.

I look forward to the unfolding of the satanic pg on our boards.....

ludaloo · 01/07/2007 20:09

didn't they start one about her sweetheart finding a lost child??

Nbg · 01/07/2007 20:10

lol

you absolute fucking nut job.

ludaloo · 01/07/2007 20:10

didn't she...rather..

Peachy · 01/07/2007 20:11

Oh- is that the one who said (i paraphrase)

I could lose my career but the mum could have another child

COMPLETE nut job!

elesbelles · 01/07/2007 20:15

she has another one as well...saying she thinks mr blair is hot...pmsl

Sparkletastic · 01/07/2007 20:18

Maybe RW is Cherie?! Or one of the baby Blairs? I guess they might have more spare time for trolling now...

donnie · 01/07/2007 20:19

where you stand legally , rosemarywoodhouse, is that you will very soon be sectioned on account of the fact that you are a total nutjob effing freak. Just go and find a real person to shag and piss off!!!!

Sparkletastic · 01/07/2007 20:20

Putting 'Sophie Ellis Bextor' as fave music is a dead giveaway too....

mytwopenceworth · 01/07/2007 20:26

Dear schoolboy / drunkard / 'journalist' / 50yr old mamas likkle soldier (delete as applicable)

Please feel free to troll at will. I am happy to read about your sexual adventures, nutty neighbours, how your brother comes round every Tuesday and rogers the hamster.....

But please, for the love of whichever god you think talks to you through your TV, stop calling your bloke (should he exist) your 'sweetheart'.

It is too much to bear.

Truly.

I can barely see my keyboard for all the vomit.

j20baby · 01/07/2007 20:29

truley headf**ked